Friday, August 15, 2008

Bat boy in masthead

The only recently defunct Weekly World News has returned from the dead! Lead story: "Civil War Babies":
DURING the Civil War, the Confederacy won a victory in the Battle of Chickamauga and the North’s need for more soldiers forced President Lincoln to create a new branch of the infantry.

“A fierce patriot, Lincoln felt that all Americans should do their part in the war,” said Civil War historian Daniel Grey. “That’s why the new infantry consisted of drafted infants.”

Proof.

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