Friday, April 13, 2007

Fatty assheads

Some newspaper:
An Aurora man was sentenced to two years' probation and ordered not to own any pets for putting his ex-girlfriend's fish down the garbage disposal as she watched in horror.

Uriah Williams, 23, was charged with felony animal cruelty and criminal trespass but pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of animal cruelty in February. It was filed as a domestic violence case.

Uriah: Ewwwww.

Williams was arrested after breaking into his ex-girlfriend's Denver apartment and putting her pet Betta fish, named Blue, into the garbage disposal.
But, but, did he turn it on?

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