Aw, screw it. But I liked number three:
Oscar Simmons, a longtime pressman at The Denver Post, celebrated his 100th birthday on Monday. The Wheat Ridge resident has five tips for long life:
1. Listen a whole lot more than you talk.
3. Live clean.There's some sort of logical fallacy in there, but whatever. Luckily Oscar says nothing about smoking, drinking, taking drugs, womanizing or setting the occasional fire. L'Chaim!
"Don't work in a newspaper pressroom. Well, not a pressroom like I used to work in," he says. "I wonder sometimes about how I'm still here with all the dust, ink and oil I breathed in."