Okay, I've been cynical about this flatulent ol' dinktown's baseball team for years (remember how they used to keep their balls in a humidor?), but to come home and find them not only in the playoffs, but in the NLCS, and to have done it partly with p-p-p-pitching--well, I take my hat off to the Rockies.
And isn't it wonderful that now the whole country is seeing for the first time the Rockies' cold-weather uniforms with their cunning little white-trimmed (is that fur?) singlets? (Model: Garrett Atkins)
Update: That's, I say, that's balls in a humidor, son.