Two years since I'd been to a Rockies game, Godknowswhy, but we saw them play the Giants Sunday. Rockies led into the 7th, but I fell into a reverie or perhaps a syncope and when I came to, Coors Field was empty. Everybody had gone home.
Loser: Jason "Jumbo Pants" Jennings.
Ump's delight: First baseman Todd Helton urinates on home plate to protest playing for Rockies.
Mascot poll: Dinger most hated in world history.
Upshot: Beautiful weather, no interesting drunks, two foot-longs and a medium coke, $15.50.
Update: Maybe Helton was still, er, upset about former Rockies radio guy Wayne Hagin's big mouth.