Monday, March 03, 2008

"Elves" spelled backwards is "evil"

The radical environmental group responsible for the 1998 fires at Vail's Two Elks Lodge apparently has struck again — in the form of fires that gutted three multimillion-dollar show homes north of Seattle.

Crews battled fires early today at the homes in a suburb north of Seattle. A sign connected to the environmental group Earth Liberation Front was found at the scene, officials said.

The sign — with initials E.L.F. — mocked claims the luxury homes on the "Street of Dreams" were environmentally friendly, according to video images of the sign aired by KING-TV.

In other ELF news:

"We've noticed that the little bastards are beginning to hunt in packs and thats not good news.", says Irmo Police Chief Joe Bullnobby, "It only takes 12 to 15 or so to be able to bring a regular sized man down to eye level with them, once you're there you probably won't be getting back up."

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