Everybody knows this blog covers sports religiously, but the only reason I'm posting the video of the brawl between the Denver Nuggets and the New York Knicks is because everyone else is:
Update: Okay, now it hurts: Melo suspended for 15 games.
Update II: Snaps, in comments: "No doubt they were fighting over my cheeseball."
Update III: As of 9:22 p.m. the News has links on its front page to four stories, one column, a slideshow, a post on their main blog and two polls about the brawl. It's that important.
Update IV: We're saved. He's a philosopher, too.