A yellow lab retriever named Zion rescued an eight-year-old who had fallen out of an IK into the Roaring Fork River. I'm a sucker for good dog stories.
Update: Tried to get Billy Bob to read about Zion as an example, but no go. Guess he just wants to stay a happy idiot. As for Aspen, the yellow lab who lives in one of the apartments here (with the tenant who owns her, of course, though Aspen sometimes pays the rent), she probably wouldn't get it either.