Dog-o-rama

According to "the" census bureau (quotes so you don't have to ask, "to which census bureau could our rheumy eyed booze snaffler be referring?") 36 percent of U.S. households keep at least one dog. But today's Denver Post says 44 percent of front-range households conceal a dog or two. This means, of course, that we are the biggest suckers in the country.

Good a reason as any for some pics of that conqueror of worlds, Billy Bob:


"Every day in every way I'm getting smarter and smarter." (Enlarge and check out his eyes, man.)

This looks just like a scene from Bonanza, don't it? Hoss: That dog done just caught him a durn frisbee, pa. Pa: I hate dogs. Shoot 'im, Hoss. Hoss: Aww, pa, cain't Little Joe shoot him? Little Joe: Bang. Hoss: You just shot Pa in the haid, Little Joe! Adam, Little Joe just shot Pa in the haid! Adam: [silence--left show last year], etc., etc.

Yet another shot with Beelzebob mouthing some form of frisbee. Hey, I'm sick of it too. But let's see you try to take it away from him; I've already got my scars.