Sunday, April 30, 2006

Presidential Penis Proportions

“Well hung, eh? Hmm…

According to two people who are familiar with Jones’s affidavit on the subject, Jones lists three “distinguishing characteristics” of the President’s erect penis: it is about five inches long; it has the circumference of a quarter; and it angles to one side."

— “Casting Stones,” by Jeffrey Toobin, The New Yorker, Nov. 3, 1997”

Via – Gawker

So, is it even possible for the Presidential penis to have these proportions, or was Paula Jones being a snarky bitch? Yet, why would she be? She made a tidy profit of $850,000 from her glimpse of Presidential penis moment.


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