Saturday, January 10, 2009

Where's Osama?

Not a peep from the hairy greasestain formerly known as Osama bin ("Alf") Landon, er, Laden, about Israel's ongoing genocide in Gaza. You remember Osama, the guy the U.S. should have gone after instead of being sidetracked by the chance to commit our own genocide in Iraq?

This means one of two things: a) he really, really wants to express his solidarity with the Pali freedom fighters (everybody knows how much the O-man cares about Palestine), but he forgot to pay his Verizon bill, or; 2) he's, you know, dead.

Update 14 January: The corpse speaks! "The authenticity of the tape could not be independently confirmed, but the voice resembled that of bin Laden in previous messages."

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