Billy Bob was in a secret government experiment when he was a little fella, something to do with radiation and evil superpowers. Pretty sure it was a government experiment. No, wait, maybe I just put a little of this stuff in some old meatloaf and fed it to him. That's right, I did.
Venerable blogger cliche: Bwahahahahahaha!
Why, why why: Meat Loaf (two words, initial caps) is funny whereas meatloaf (one word, lowercase) is not.