Just as many cracks, and he didn't even bother to squirt glue in them this time. Thanks, Dad! (We're so close I call him "Dad," though not to his face.)
Anyway, naturally I had to get a canoe to match the fancy-pants paddle:
It's a Mad River Horizon 15, slightly chewed, as if you care.
Despite the chewing-over it's had (a season's worth) this is a marked improvement over my previous model.
Update: Yes, Mad River's logo is a bunny rabbit smoking a peace pipe. I could probably find out why, if I cared.