Friday, March 09, 2007


But, ewwwww:
The only eBay bid so far for the purple massage table "where it all happened" between former gay male escort Mike Jones and fallen evangelical preacher Ted Haggard was $300.

Jones put the table up for auction on eBay Thursday night to benefit Project Angel Heart, a nonprofit group that provides meals for people living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other life-threatening diseases. The description reads: "The Table is about 10 years old with a few tears but totally usable.". . .
The Table. There's a horror story in there.

Update: I wrote a horror story once called "The Leisure Suit." Yes, it ends in a disco inferno.

Update II: "a few tears"? Ewwwwwwwwww.

Update III: Not that there's anything wrong with that, I mean, except that Haggard is married and has about 40 kids.

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