Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Police blotter!

From YourShlub. "Escort leaves knife behind":
A 53-year-old man told Wheat Ridge police at 10:57 a.m. May 5 that he had phoned an escort service with a number he found in the phone book and arranged for a female dancer to come over to his hotel room on the 4700 block of Kipling Street at 8 p.m. May 3. A heavily tattooed woman who gave no name came to the hotel room and danced for the man for about an hour before leaving. The man stayed in his room the next day to recover from drinking alcohol, and he noticed a silver knife lying on the floor where the dancer had disrobed. A closer inspection by the man revealed what looked like dried blood and hair on the blade of the knife, which police confirmed. A check of recent activity at the hotel showed no knife-related incidents. The man agreed to provide police with the dancer's name if she contacted him.
Update: That toy police car is very bizarre.

Update II: I just realized what this is: a one-paragraph Raymond Carver story.

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