Monday? Wednesday? Whatever Night it is (Please Don't Tell Me it's Saturday) at the Radio!

Haven't been playing Jack Benny like I should, so here's a make-up Kubelsky: "On The Train to New York for the Heart Fund Benefit." Sponsored, as always, yet in this case so ironically it's boring, by Lucky Strike cigarettes. That's Sheldon Leonard as the racetrack tout (29 January 1950).



And, you lucky beeotches! Pat Novak: For Hire. This one's called "Jack of Clubs" (20 February 1949).