In court today for trial in the Strange Case of the Tenant We're Evicting. Yes, trial. For some unfathomable reason the tenant insisted. No jury, of course. The judge, who probably watches judge shows on his days off, entered the room and boomed, "What a beautiful day! Anybody see the games yesterday? The Nuggets won! The Rockies won!" There was polite laughter, except from my tenant, who yelled, "Right on!" It didn't help.