Reasons to love MSNBC number, um, one

On tonight's edition of "MSNBC Investigates": Forbidden relationships in the North Carolina Correctional Institute for Women.

Turning off the TV and getting the hell away from it in . . . 3, 2 . . . 1-and-a-half . . .

It's awful, of course, like watching the women arrested on Cops after they're put in jail, almost every one an abused drug addict or alky with no education and bad teeth.

Awkward transition

Much less real but a lot more fun is this old women-in-chains (as opposed to old-women-in-chains) flick. Hooray for Hollywood.