Nacho Teeze Chedder [sic] Cheese!
Hey loved ones.
We just got in a case of Nacho cheese from our friends at The Chicago Soy Dairy, the same folks who brought you the Teeze mozzarella. You know you need this.
I do need that. But even if soy cheese weren't my cup of rancid fermented curds:
I'm on my way. Think I'll take the train. And the boat. After all, there's no hurry. No hurry at all.
We also sell tofu and have one copy of a Ward Churchill book.
Update: Weird how they don't mention which book.