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A Jefferson County Sheriff's deputy was sent to a home on the 11000 block of West Burgundy Avenue on a report of a disturbance at 9:44 April 26. The deputy spoke to a 35-year-old man who said he was in an argument with his 28-year-old girlfriend about what the first word in the dictionary is. The man said he thought the first word was "aardvark"and his girlfriend thought it was the word "a". The man said the argument became loud, but there was no physical violence during the debate. The deputy spoke to the woman who confirmed the story. The deputy determined no crime was committed.