Blizzard warning

for Colorado tonight, and it's so warm I've been working outside without a shirt. (Ladies! Cease your vomiting! And head-banging! And eye-gouging! At once!)

Indoors, of course, I wear a burqa, as required of men in the U.S.

Update: An e-mailer claims men in the U.S. are not required to wear burqas. Yeah, like I'm going to believe some anonymous loony over my own wife.

Update II: Downgraded to a winter storm. Still calling for up to 12 inches of "wet, heavy snow" in Denver, though. That means lots of shoveling. Better get the cardiac arrest kit out for the D-a-W.