More DNC junk:
Plays Hail to the Chief: I didn't buy two!
And the people selling the horrid things, who appeared to have been driven mad by Obama winning the nomination:
His hat's almost as cool as Ward Churchill's.
Almost. (Mr. B.)
Laugh if you want, but I bet nobody's ever written a whole newspaper about YOU.
Since it's Abu-Jamal, though, they actually get circulation by featuring the Jonas Brothers every week.
And finally, not one but two American flags spared from the infamous flag massacree at Invesco Field:
Confederate soldier (toy) included for scale and comparable un-Americanism.