Dr. Evil (standing defiantly at the heart of his undermountain facility before the usual weapon of complete Earthal destruction):
Soon the world shall be mine! Bwahahaha--
(a descending whooooo sound* as the power dies and the lights go out.)
Henchpersyn (in the dark): Dr. Evil! Our nefarious nuke ambitions have been at least temporarily thwarted! How has this happened?
Dr. Evil (chewing pinkie nail): Ahmaqoaviecar.
Dr. Evil: I maxed out the Visa card!
Henchpersyn: Sir! (Sets self on fire.)
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Relief, comic (type 1--attempted)
The ridiculous way Iran's nefarious nuke ambitions may have been at least temporarily thwarted--the oil-rich theocracy can't pay its bills to the Russkies--is almost Dr. Evil-ish: