At the Post, the possibility that Barack Obama will move his nomination speech from the 18,000-seat Pepsi Center to 76,000-seat Invesco Field; at the News, Cindy Brady (that is, Susan Olsen, the woman who played the littlest Brady on TV) showed up for a radio interview in Colorado Springs this morning drunk, or maybe just severely hung over. There is, of course, video.
Pre-post update: Just now it became the Post's second-to-the-top story. Commenters are pointing out what sleazebags both papers are for compounding the poor woman's misery. True enough, but somehow all I can think is: thank God I quit drinking.