Post front page: "Moths likely to leave homes alone."
There's even a "moth watch" where readers are asked: "Bummed that the moths are scaling back their summer showing? Or are you rejoicing? Why do people hate miller moths so?"
Only a single comment so far, a cri de coeur from one (bravely unanonymous!) Matt Warnock: "My wife thinks I am afraid of Miller Moths. I am not, I just hate them. I hate the way they fly right at me. I know they are not after me. So why are they flying at me?"
Here's an instructional video that will explain everything, Matt:
Update: Yes, I know it should be "One fewer thing to worry about," but that sounds snooty, like I blog while I'm dusting my doilies, if you know what I mean.