Quite a week. A good one, but a little hectic. Did you hear that Ward Churchill was fired?
Anyway, for the Major's assistant, how about an episode of I Was a Communist for the FBI. This is "Word Game" (11 March 1953).
And Pat Novak: For Hire: The ludicrously hard-boiled detective runs into "Sam Tolliver" (9 April 1949).
And finally Vic and Sade: "Uncle Fletcher's Easy Chair" (1 July 1941)