Zen Bird says: I'm so enlightened, I poop Japanese characters*.
I'll still be on retreat next Friday, so Drunkablog is on his own! Think he's up to the task of creating his own Weird Bird Friday? [No--jgm]
*The characters in this painting, "Zen Bird" by Oishi Junkyo (1887-1967), actually say "Keep your mind as round and complete as the full moon," although I prefer, "I poop Japanese characters."