All I've got is the "Camper"

And the itty-bitty two-implement one, but the Guardian has a review of the newest Swiss Army Knife--all nearly three pounds and 85 implements of it:


An £495 doorstop: but I want it.

(via Arts and Letters Daily)

Update: Outdoor Life lists all the tools and says the knife retails in the U.S. for $1,200; Engadget notes that the "Giant" has "seven different knives, a golf shoe spike wrench, a bike chain rivet setter, and a laser pointer with a 300ft range," but asks plaintively, "where's the freakin' USB flash drive?"