What do good ol' boys learn in advanced physics? Strang theory.
Who's green and skates? Peggy Phlegming.
Update: Reactions to the Drunkablog's jokes are pouring in from around the world. Here's one:
"I like your'e joks. They are fonny. Myfreinds lafed to. pEggy Flemting is really old."--Sylvester, Mrs. Field's third-grade class, Rankley Elementary School, Dismal Seepage, Ohio.