Billy Bob, arrogant supermodel (circa 2006):
Billy Bob, sulking convalescent (today):
He had these disgusting growths on his leg that got so big they had to be surgerized. They were really gross. Little girls screamed when they saw them. And one of the masses was growing at like an inch an hour. Just before it was cut out, it kind of looked like this.
Confidential to Pirate Ballerina: No, that is not a peg-paw.