Some days I have trouble separating headlines at my homepage, MailOnline. Today, for instance, I read this: "Japan's nuclear nightmare: Fears grow as bikini girl Jenny McCarthy is joined by a male friend as she relaxes on the beach."
Try again: "Libyan rebels warn of 'half a million dead' as Sharon Stone makes skin-tight leather look elegant . . . even with animal print stilettos."
Dammit. Once more: "The tottering towers of Tokyo: Megan Fox exposes her bra as she leaves her shirt unbuttoned on shopping trip."
Update: Too soon?
Update II: But I did learn that Jenny's boytoy has a rather impressive set of moobs.