No room at the inn?

God, what a ludicrous title. News organizations are still worried that there won't be enough hotel rooms in Denver for the Democratic National Convention. Quote that tells me I'm going to be rich, rich, rich:

Listings for hotels far from downtown are much higher that week, Aug. 25-28. Rooms at a Marriott Residence Inn in Loveland, almost 50 miles from downtown, are currently listed at $309 a night for convention week, compared with $149 for a comparable week in July.

This hovel isn't far from the Pepsi Center, and we have a garage. Howard Dean, staying in my garage, at, say, $700 a night. The noise might get old, though.

Earlier MSM hotel-room catastrophizing here. They're such a jumpy bunch.