Things I admire about myself

1. I have never, either in print or speech, used the phrase "Spot on."

2. Lemme get back to you . . .

3. I'm better looking than Henry Waxman (based on a scientific self-assessment involving nostril measurement).

4. I have never claimed that Guam might tip over--at least, sober (me, not Guam) (h/t jwp).