D-blog op "Mr. B" managed to infiltrate the redneck-rad meet 'n' agiteet. Here's his report:
"At first I thought I had arrived late and they were cleaning up bullshit, but it turns out they were cleaning up after a recent storm."
"The huge gathering was peaceful and all of Chutch's supporters present actually kept a surprisingly low profile."
"I was a little surprised to see they were having the gathering in a park that honors the white settlers who massacred Chutch's ancestors [forgot the scare quotes there, Mr. B!]."
"It turns out Chutch put in an appearance, albeit at a distance, as he flew over in one of his Long Range Recon Patrol (LRRP) aircraft."
Upshot: Not a soul showed--apparently not even the moron(s) who put the ad in the paper. The power of Wart compels you!