Ward jokes

Apologies in advance, but here are a couple of Ward Churchill jokes from a page of rather limp humoresque about Islamists and leftists and suchlike at Gagdad Bob's "One Cosmos" ('Circumnavelgazing the Whole Existentialada of Lumin Development . . . "). Supply your own rimshots:

How about Ward Churchill? The fact that this America-hating academic fraud was drawing a six-figure salary at taxpayer's expense brought to mind the words of another Churchill: "Never have so many owed so much to a faux Sioux."

Cree, Creek, Cherokee, Sioux--whatever:

By the way, Churchill never said he was an Indian -- what he said was that he had "a patchy work history."

It's not my fault and you'll forget anyway, with time. Maybe a little therapy.

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