How about Ward Churchill? The fact that this America-hating academic fraud was drawing a six-figure salary at taxpayer's expense brought to mind the words of another Churchill: "Never have so many owed so much to a faux Sioux."Cree, Creek, Cherokee, Sioux--whatever:
By the way, Churchill never said he was an Indian -- what he said was that he had "a patchy work history."It's not my fault and you'll forget anyway, with time. Maybe a little therapy.
Update: For Snapple: