I finally coughed that thing up!--Rita Cosby.
Hey, my arm grew back! Thanks!--Def Leppard's drummer.
Shakespeare! Finally!--Million typing monkeys.
A couple of other favorites:
I don't have to have my anal glands squeezed anymore! Thanx, Nancy!--Scooby Doo.Ward Churchill even makes an appearance:
The dingos gave my baby back!--Aussie chick.
So, I guess this means I get my job back, right? With back pay? Sweet. Everything's coming up Ward, baby!--Ward Churchill.Be warned: the thread is over 1400 comments long.
Ward Churchill invited me over to see his little Eichmann!--Cindy Sheehan.
Update: Forgot to mention that there are even a few "slice like a fuckin' hammer" jokes. That'll take some of you blogeezers back.