In response to reader demands, here's another duck. It's a Spanish duck. Not a very good picture, but obviously that's never stopped me before:
The D-a-W thinks he (?) is just the cutest thing. She particularly enjoins us to note how he (?) is seductively wiggling his little butt-fan. It reminds her of me, she says. That's why, she says, she calls me "Duck-butt."