Update: Here's a 1994 Westword review of The Fort.
Update II: Only through blogging could one learn, as I did this evening, that there's such a thing as performance underwear. What's next, multitasking pants?
Update III: Forgot this one: "Dog feces left at congresswoman's office." How dumb do you have to be to do something like that? How dumb do you have to be to get caught? (via, shamefully, Drudge)