Presidential Penis Proportions

“Well hung, eh? Hmm…

According to two people who are familiar with Jones’s affidavit on the subject, Jones lists three “distinguishing characteristics” of the President’s erect penis: it is about five inches long; it has the circumference of a quarter; and it angles to one side."

— “Casting Stones,” by Jeffrey Toobin, The New Yorker, Nov. 3, 1997”

Via – Gawker

So, is it even possible for the Presidential penis to have these proportions, or was Paula Jones being a snarky bitch? Yet, why would she be? She made a tidy profit of $850,000 from her glimpse of Presidential penis moment.

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Caz