Losing it

Have you seen those "Whistle Away Crime" commercials in which parents are urged to give their kids same to scare away pervs? Can you imagine? Voluntarily equipping hordes of idiot children with whistles to blow in each other's, the dog's, their siblings', and everybody else's ear (except, of course, when they're in danger). They'd just keep blowing them and blowing them--tweet! Tweeeet! Tweeeeeeeeeee!--until you lost your bloody mind, until you just wanted to kill the little--

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