Bridge over the Mississippi.
Fancier-pantsed farmhouse next door to (that is, a mile-and-a-half from) farmhouse above. These places are WAY out in the country, sevenplus miles from itty-bitty Atlanta, Illinois (population: strange). FarmAid my ass.
Teapot made (and not from no kit) by one of the literally thousands of sisters my parents had before achieving their dream (me). This and many other easily breakable objects by Rebecca Zweibel can be bought (cheap!) by inquiring at firstname.lastname@example.org.