Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Okay, this is weird spam

Dear [me],

Today we celebrate our 10th anniversary, and our management decided to made a great gift to all of our customers to acknowledgement our success.

Here is details:

1. For the next 10 days, we will drop our prices between 300-500% for ALL ITEMS(yes, we will offer all products to you between 3 to 5 times less then usual).

2. You do not need to use any discounts or coupons to get market-low prices for the next 10days. Everyone gets discount automatically.

3. This offer will last until February 23rd, but do not wait - items go fast, buy it before our warehouses emptied.

To accept this offer, please follow this link.

Best Regards,

Helen
Allow me to interrupt. "Please follow this link" has no link. There is no company mentioned by name, nor any product. Then there is this:
Disclaimer:

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Are those random words from Tolstoy or something?

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