Blagojevich!

There, I said it. The Sun-Times has a piece in which psychologists (actually a psychologist) say Blag's hair is a sign of Narcissistic Personality Disorder:

Gov. Blagojevich's glossy locks -- perfectly sculpted in rain or snow -- may be an indication of a sickness beneath his scalp, said one local psychologist.

"It's all part of managing his image, managing his image of being without a blemish, without a flaw," said Scott Ambers, who has practiced clinical psychology in the city for more than two decades. . . .

Without blemish or flaw. Just like Moe. This calls for a Separated At Birth!