Please redact me, let me go

Pirate Ballerina has received ("in the mail," he says mysteriously) an account of the 1994 "assassination plot" against Ward Churchill which blames the FBIiiiii--not, as AIMsters have claimed, the Denver Police Department--for failing to warn Ward and his pals of the supposed plot. I think it might have something to do with Ward's previously rocky relations with the FBI, don't you? A scene limps to mind:

FBI Offices, 1100 Zimbalist Avenue N.W., Washington. FBI Commodore-Detective Joe Efrem is addressing a room of FBIiiiii agents:

Commodore-Detective Efrem (gravely): Gentlemen, we have just received word from the Denver Police Department Bureau of Intelligence that there is a threat against the life of Professor Ward Churchill.

Agents: Hubbub! Hubbub!

Efrem: Men, one of us will have to warn Professor Churchill.

Agents: Murmur! Murmur!

Efrem: Any volunteers?

Agents: (Silence.)

Efrem: Gentlemen . . . ah, the hell with it.