But Jack Bauer just karate kicked a terrorist right off a moving subway car! A nanosecond before the terrorist detonated his behm!
Shockingly, the terrorist appeared to be an Arab Muslim, if a certain swarthiness and shouting of "Allahu Akbar!" means anything. I'm now taking bets on whether it turns out that crazed Christian fundamentalists are behind everything. That's how the BBC does it.