Friday, June 29, 2007

Complaints Dept.

I make 'em, I don't take 'em.

So here's one: when did "Without Borders" become the required nom de moniker for every liberal organization in existence?

There's Doctors Without Borders, Teachers Without Borders; Builders Without Borders ("an international network of ecological builders working together to help ensure a sustainable future"); Mothers Without Borders (solving the "global orphan crisis"); and of course, Reporters Without Borders ("[RWB] is launching a new international campaign, "Beijing 2008," to draw attention to the cynicism of the Chinese government's refusal to allow greater freedom of expression and release the approximately 100 journalists and cyber-dissidents it is holding" [good cause, shitty sentence].

The Rocky has a big story today on Engineers Without Borders and their good works in Nepal. There's Words Without Borders ("Working to promote international communication through translation of the world's best writing"); Grantmakers Without Borders ("a network of trustees and staff of public and private foundations as well as individual donors who practice global social change philanthropy"; and even (please just kill me) Lawyers Without Borders ("working toward a more litigious Mother Earth").

Want more? No? Tough! There's Friends Without Borders; Chemists Without Borders; Bears Without Borders; Wrestlers Without Borders; Diplomats Without Borders (redundancy alert); and Geeks Without Borders (no borders, but you still can't get them out of their moms' basements).

Then there are the scary ones like Sociologists Without Borders, MBAs Without Borders and Librarians Without Borders ("a group of socially-minded librarians who wanted to address the vast information resource inequity existing between different regions of the world. Our vision is to build sustainable libraries and support their custodians and advocates -- librarians").

Sustainable libraries. Believe I've already begged to be killed, so, just a reminder.

Finally, what list of borderless orgs would be complete without the strangely logical-sounding Nihilists Without Borders, or the organization so vile, so perverse, so disgusting in its leering evil that I fear to say its name.

But I will: Clowns Without Borders ("'no child without a smile'").

They'll be coming for me.

Weird Bird Friday

The D-a-W is doing another of those weeklong Buddhist meditation thingies, and she doesn't get sprung until Saturday. Luckily before she left she slipped me a bird for Weird Bird Friday:


This ain't a bird, it's a Dickens character.

What kind of person meditates for a solid week, anyway? A weird person, that's what kind. The D-a-W will probably end up being one of those yogis who are always burying themselves alive just to show off. And I'll be known as the guy the guy who talks to his wife once a week through a tube in the ground. Don't I have enough problems already?

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

PETA to Moore: Oink

Since, coincidentally (maybe), Michael Moore said the other day he'd lost 30 pounds, I should link to PETA prexy Ingrid Newkirk's public note to the unsvelte filmmaker: "There's an elephant in the room, and it is you."

(via Tim B.)

Update: Sorry about mixing the fat-animal metaphors.

Update II: RMN's Littwin: I want to have Moore's bloated babies.

Update III: Keep forgetting to mention a couple more Moore items from the rally. First, he said he'd definitely be here for the Democratic Convention next year. No surprise there, but it'll be interesting to see if he hooks up with the peace-lovin' protesters of Recreate68! and if not, how he blows them off.

Second, after the press conference, as Moore walked up the steps back into the Capitol, some utterly deluded hopeful yelled, "Mike! How do I get my script on the education system to you?" Moore grumbled something about only doing his own scripts.

And third, the Capitol is closed over the weekend. Who opened it up for Moore? Would they do the same for the Drunkablog (or other schlemiel)?

Transnational mush price skyrockets

Kofi Annan, war profiteer:
University of Colorado students paid $160,000 in April to hear former U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan say the people of the world must work together to bring about peace.

The amount came as a surprise Wednesday to several members of CU's board of regents, who saw the figure on a routine list of speakers and their fees for the school year that just ended.

Annan was far ahead of the second-highest-paid speaker, liberal historian and activist Howard Zinn, who received $15,500.
Noam Chomsky was next at $200 and a coupon for Starbucks.

The amount for the one-hour speech brought calls from some regents for more frequent audits of student government, which has a $33.8 million annual budget and oversees most campus speaking engagements. It hasn't had a full review in four years, though the student health center has been monitored, campus auditor Jean Stewart told the board.

"It's a large budget, and you have young, inexperienced people (in student government)," Regent Tom Lucero said following the Wednesday meeting. He raised the question of Annan's fee. . . .

Annan was brought to campus by the Distinguished Speakers Board and Cultural Events Board. Both are student panels, with 7-9 students on each board.

Of the $160,000, Annan received $100,000. The rest was for transportation, lodging, food and two security men, according to Jon Tsuda , director of the Student Organizations Finance Office.

Annan told some 4,000 people at Coors Events Center that all of humankind is linked together in the quest for world security.

"We should be responsible to protect each other from the crimes against humanity," he said, according to a report in the Boulder Daily Camera.

Cheap at twice the price!

Ron Stump, vice chancellor for student affairs, said administrators were "shocked" by the amount of Annan's fee. But, he said, that's the going rate for people of Annan's prominence.

"We're not the only people paying top dollar," Stump said. . . .

Regent Cindy Carlisle said speakers like Annan help make CU a world-class institution.

"The students are always very excited about these things happening," Carlisle said.

Wonder how she'll vote on firing Ward Churchill?

Update: the Rocky's Vince Carroll:
If the University of Colorado student government has so much money that that it can squander a speaker’s fee of that size on the vapid musings of the former United Nations secretary-general, as it did in April, maybe that’s a sign that it is grossly overfunded.

Have you ever tried to keep your eyelids at attention during a sonorous lecture by Annan on international affairs? Only someone addicted to hearing the word “multilateral” repeated like a mantra could walk away feeling enlightened or energized.

Wednesday Night at the Radio!

In between the Fatima cigarette commercials is an episode of Dragnet. This one's called "The Mother-In-Law Murder" (11 June, 1949). Jack Webb really took chances. Listen at the beginning as his character, Friday, places a long-distance call from "Los Angle-iss" to Idaho. It takes a minute and 40 seconds, and we hear every beep, boop, and stray operator comment as the call sniffs its way cross-country. Webb was crazed for realism in the sound effects on his show. John Dunning:
When the cops walked up the steps at headquarters, listeners heard exactly the number of steps between floors in the real police building. When Webb picked up a crime report and read off the description of a suspect, the listener heard him turn a page first, because descriptions were always on the second page of real reports.
So that's likely what it took to make a long-distance call in 1949.

And Vic and Sade, one of the few episodes that has more than the original four characters. In this one Chuck and Dottie Brainfeeble are staying with the Gooks. "Chuck and Dottie Wash the Dishes" (10 October, 1943).

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Islamists beware

Melanie Phillips has been kicking ass with precision and vigor for weeks now, but a post yesterday was a new high in impassioned contempt for the (in her view) suicidally PC British government. I'm going to quote the whole thing, dammit:
It was once the case that, however imbecilic or incompetent our politicians might be, Britain could rely on the armed forces as the last bastion of common-sense, sanity and grounded values to defend us against chaos and tyranny. No longer. This is what Britain’s Chief of the Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup, told an audience at Chatham House today:

He said the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks on New York and Washington showed the devastation that attacks fuelled by political, economic and social deprivation could achieve.

And also:

Global warming is such a threat to security that military planners must build it into their calculations… risks that climate change could cause weakened states to disintegrate and produce major humanitarian disasters or exploitation by armed groups had to become a feature of military planning.

This man believes the demonstrable nonsense about man made global warming, in the teeth of all the empirical scientific evidence to the contrary. He has swallowed all the falsifications about malaria and ice caps and hurricanes and polar bears; he believes the earth is now hotter than at any time in history despite clear evidence to the contrary; he believes that wild guesswork built on wilder hypotheses built on dodgy computer models has come up with the truth. Worse, much worse – he believes that the 7/7 attacks were caused by ‘deprivation’. This man is the head of our armed forces, responsible for our safety –and yet he has not got the first glimmering of a clue about the reality of the global Islamic jihad that threatens his country and the entire free world and against which his soldiers are fighting. Instead he parrots the sub-Marxist, cretinous claptrap that blames the west for all the ills of the world.

One day I will wake up and find all this was just a nightmare.

There's plenty more if you go to her main page and scroll. And if this woman is angry at you, do not let her within head-butting distance.

Update: Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup? Sounds like a gay porn name. (Need I make the standard disclaimer?)

A bum's bum

Wait, that doesn't sound right.

I've been messing around for a while with a post about the Denver Post laying off mushy lib columnist Jim Spencer, but everything I've come up with sounds too mean. So I'll just quote a little from Spencer's farewell column:

I wanted to fight the upcoming battle for decent, affordable health care for all Coloradans.

I wanted to continue as a witness for compassion in the immigration debate in a state that cannot afford to hate Mexicans.

I wanted to champion the radical but indispensable quest to reform and pay for great public education from preschool to graduate school.

I wanted to show kids where to find alternatives to gangs.

I wanted to keep calling out powerful people who violate the trust of the people they are supposed to serve.

I wanted to keep challenging myself and others to understand the homeless, the disabled and everyone else who scars our narcissistic vision.

I wanted to keep begging young people and adults to find ways to settle their differences without resorting to fists or sticks or knives or - God help us - bullets.

I wanted to keep explaining the fundamental immorality of intolerance for people whose values, faiths or lifestyles differ from yours.

I wanted to continue to separate science from religion and church from state, trying all the while to respect both.

I wanted to continue exploring workaday corners of Colorado that might otherwise be ignored.

Again, keeping the mouth shut. But in order to challenge myself (and others!) to understand homelessness, I took this picture today:


Check this guy out. He's like, a Master Bum. He's clean (at least, his clothes), his stuff is neatly packed, he's got the really cool-looking Dalmation mix leashed to his buggy, and he has a freakin' bedside lamp to read by. That's class.

Update: Westword's Michael Roberts wrote last week on the Post's ongoing downsizing.

"Scuttlebutt Update"

That's the title of MIM's latest communiqué on the Ward Churchill case. It's (bet you'd never guess) both vague and crazy:

Some of what we were hearing about Colorado seemed too improbable. We have now accepted that anything is possible when it comes to Colorado.

We may have contributed to certain misconceptions that the FBI is still trying to take advantage of. Let's be clear that we know that FBI needs space to make its jokes. We're not impressed with those jokes anymore. Maybe even FBI begins to suspect that things are little more knotty than that.

I love how Security Minister (for it must be he) liquidates the definite article before "FBI." It's so KGB.

While we are on the subject, we did not take "DIE X!" as a joke in 2005. We cannot help wondering if a certain one or two maximum donors to the Bush campaign in 2004 thought they got their money's worth with that. We actually intend to canvass opinion with that question, not just make a sarcastic point. We honestly do not know the answer. We could be far off.
Far off? Not you, Security Minister! But Security Minister is always pragmatic:
It's been rightly pointed out that we are beyond the point where an assassination of a MIM leader would matter. The party heirlooms are spread around too much for that to matter. MIM is gladdened to see wider circles start to chew on the same problems.
The party heirlooms. Those anything like the family jewels? And wouldn't "The Family Jewels" make a great band name? Maybe not.

(h/t der Schnapple)

U.S. off the planet

The U.S. attorney for the district of Colorado opines on the state of law enforcement in Indian Country:
True or false: One out of every 10 Native American women living in the United States will be raped at least once in her lifetime.

Answer: False. In truth, more than one-third of all Native American women will be raped at least once. And for native women living on many of our country's roughly 300 Indian reservations, the rate of violent sexual abuse is far higher. In one recent study, professor Barbara Perry of the University of Ontario found that Native American victims report fewer than 25 percent of all violent crimes to law enforcement.
The problem, or one of them:
Many Americans - native and non-native alike - are surprised to learn that a 1978 U.S. Supreme Court decision actually prevents sovereign Indian tribal governments from exercising any criminal jurisdiction over non-Indians who commit crimes on Indian reservations, including the Southern Ute and Ute Mountain Ute nations in Southwestern Colorado.

The court also recently ruled that tribes have no legal ability to enforce Congress' "trust" obligation to protect them.

In other words, there is no trust account, no minimum funding requirement, to ensure that public-safety and criminal-justice needs on Indian reservations are met. The tribes simply get whatever Congress chooses to appropriate in any given year for law enforcement and other essential governmental services.
On its face this makes no sense, and U.S. attorney Troy A. Eid's statistics strike me as questionable, but if it's even remotely as bad as he says, think how fortunate Native Americans are to have Ward constantly fighting and speaking to right such egregious wrongs. Oh, wait . . .

Whopping

As PB might say, hardly OT:
Most students at the University of Colorado's Boulder campus are likely to see a 14.6 percent tuition increase in the fall, and engineering students will take a 21.7 percent jolt.

Those increases are included in a resolution that will go before the CU regents at their meeting Thursday.
But it's not as bad as it sounds:
The numbers are softened for about 40 percent of students who are considered financially needy. Their increase is capped at 5 percent, and some of the increase paid by other students will be used to provide financial aid.
I like this paragraph:
CU promised to cap nonresident tuition to stem the flight of out-of-state students during the 2002-03 school year, when the school was embroiled in scandals. That promise does not apply to nonresidents entering this fall. Tuition for them goes up by $1,130.
Now that they've cleared up all those scandals . . .

Update: Welcome to the new, improved CU tuition (now with 14.6 percent more cost!). Seriously, I guess we shouldn't begrudge the increase--how else can CU pay to keep world-class scholars like Ward Churchill and Tom Mayer?

Blogging threatened

CU law professor Paul Campos considers starting a blog:

I once asked a friend of mine, a novelist, why so many writers have drinking problems. "A better question is why so many drinkers have writing problems," he replied.

His response came to mind recently when I began to toy with the idea of starting a blog. . . .

A blog allows one to dash off a brilliant riposte to some flawed argument or rhetorical atrocity, without having to deal with publishing schedules or, worse, editors who insist that factual assertions be true, and who place other tiresome demands on creative genius, even as it pours forth from a metaphorical pen.

These same features also represent the disadvantages of a blog. Every time I hear the Blog Siren singing its Celine Dionesque song, I end up thinking of a certain type of legal academic blogger - the sort who has a habit of concocting (intentionally?) preposterous posts, which then elicit a predictable stream of insults from various precincts of the blogosphere.

Our brave blogger then sallies forth in a state of high dudgeon, demanding apologies from those who have insulted her, while at the same time exacerbating the situation by engaging in the most incredibly juvenile banter (for example, she has been known to joke about the supposedly diminutive genitalia of her male critics).

Note the sudden descent from the general to the specific. It took only a second to figure out to whom Campos is referring.

In truth, I find it difficult to believe that such witticisms aren't composed with one hand, while the other clutches a glass of cabernet sauvignon the size of Lake Tahoe.

Indeed, among writers in general, and bloggers in particular, alcohol and narcissism go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Psychologists define narcissistic personality disorder as involving a grandiose sense of self-importance, and an overwhelming need for the constant attention and admiration of others.

Uh-huh. Campos calls Althouse an alcoholic with narcissistic personality disorder (in, of course, a deniable weasel-lawyer way), but it's she who's juvenile.

What better example of this can there be than bloggers obsessed with how many "hits" their posts are eliciting on their site meters, or how often they're mentioned on the Internet, and who take pride in drawing attention to themselves by being aggressively obnoxious? (This is a trick most people learn by the age of 4, and begin to become embarrassed about employing shortly thereafter).

Okay, why's he dragging me into this? (Or is that just the alcohol and my narcissistic personality talking?) No matter:
Blogs pose special dangers for academics. The whole point of academic life is that it's supposed to offer those who live it the time to spend months and years becoming expert about, and reflecting upon, complex issues, before committing their thoughts regarding such matters to print.

Journalists, of course, can rarely afford that luxury - yet bloggers face even more intense temptations to make fools of themselves. The scholarly monograph mulled over for a decade before appearing in print may be wrongheaded or dull or both, but it runs comparatively little risk of making its author look like a narcissistic idiot.

The same can't be said for the chardonnay-fueled rant posted at three in the morning, which may inadvertently tell your readers far more than they wish to know about your living room decor, your psycho-sexual neuroses, and your views on the latest episode of American Idol.
Campos seems to have forgotten the ostensible subject of his column, starting his own blog.
None of which is to deny that many bloggers, including many academic bloggers, do excellent work. For example, just a few of the lawyers and law professors who regularly write first-rate things in the genre include Glenn Greenwald [sic], Jack Balkin, Eugene Volokh and Sandy Levinson.
Greenwald, of course, is famous for being caught employing multiple sock puppets to felicitate and defend himself; Balkin and Levinson write for the same blog.
I could list many more [so why don't you?]. These writers represent a variety of perspectives, but they all write fluent, accessible prose, they mostly avoid shooting from the hip, and their analyses of various topics are, if I may say, generally quite sober.
Since he seems to have forgotten all about it, maybe Campos doesn't really want to start a blog. Please do, Professor, so we can hear more nonhip-shooting about Althouse's alcoholism and narcissistic personality, and maybe even about how Glenn Reynolds is just like Ward Churchill.

Update: Doco-mentarian Grant Crowell links to his interview with Campos on the Churchill case. It's old (pre-Standing Committee on Research Misconduct), but Campos is very solid on the iss-ee-yoos of the time, and not unfunny. On Churchill's claim to Indigenosity:

[W] e're not just talking about some technicality about whether he is or isn't an enrolled member of a tribe, we're talking about someone who presents no evidence whatsover that they belong to the category to which they claim to belong and gaining lots of advantages from it.

I for example could be claiming that I was a black woman with apparently as much warrant as Churchill has for claiming he's a Native American. Why? Because I believe I'm a black woman? 'Cause I have a very sincere attachment to the notion of being a black woman? I would hope that really wouldn't be good enough in holding myself out as a black woman in the context of the modern academy."

Paulie, of course, is too modest: he would make a fine-looking black woman if he shaved and did a great number of other things.

Anyhow, kick in the TV screen, Edna, because the prof also discusses blood quantum! Columbus Day! The Ninth Amendment! And such. The interview's 42 minutes long, but well worth it. In fact, Campos makes so much sense you have to seriously wonder if he hasn't had a few pops before (and during!) the writing of dumb stuff like the Althouse and Reynolds columns.

Hope the kid's all right

A two-year-old girl was bitten by a fox as she played in her yard in Denver yesterday. I've seen foxes several times, even got a picture of one, and blogged about them in what now seems an inappropriately jocular way.

Update: Neighbors, officials track, kill fox that attacked toddler.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Monday Night at the Radio!

Fibber McGee and Molly: "The War Is Not Almost Over" (12-7-43). Everybody stops by to abuse and disabuse Fibber.

Here's a wild one. Information Please, with the regulars and a guest named Myron Wallace, whom host Clifton Fadiman describes as "a mere beardless boy, a student at the University of Michigan, selected by his university to represent the spirit of youth on our program."

Myron Wallace, the spirit of youth, of course, is now the ancient 60 Minutes reporter with the head like a giant melanoma, Mike Wallace. As you might imagine, Mike comes across as a smug little jerk. Within five minutes you just want to pound him. Great stuff. Date: February 7, 1939.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Michael Moore in Denver

Back downtown this evening to see his appearance on the west steps of the Capitol to flog his new movie Sicko push for universal health care. Took a lot of pics and a few notes:


The Gathering.

Many signs, of course.








Yep, the troofers showed up.









Ha-ha! He's wearing a fake butt! Get it? A few minutes later he was dancing up and down the Capitol steps wagging the very same butt. This significantly furthered the cause of single-payer health care.



Goth chick reminds us of our mortality.




Unworkable plan.



She look like she's taking her meds?








Anticipation mounts.

Gink comes out and yells, are you ready for Michael Moore? Yeah! Well, we have some other speakers first! Pssssssssh, the balloon goes a little flat. First speaker didn't quite make it into the movie, maybe because he doesn't sound like your typical case: his son was born with hemophilia, and the insurance company, United Healthcare, has been fighting payment almost from the beginning.

Hemophilia? How did that happen, and might it have something to do with the precariousness of his son's coverage? He didn't say.

Next up was Donna Smith of Aurora, Colorado.


Donna appears in the movie and is one of the people who went to Cuba with Moore to take advantage of their world-class healthcare system. "I will not rest until every American has access to free, universal health care!" [Update: Moore's site says Smith suffered from asthma and sleep apnea.]

Then it was Moore's turn.


"Medical bills are the number one cause of bankruptcy and homelessness." (Moore said that, not Spongebob. Of course.)









Michael, meet Ward: The American way of "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" might have worked when "we were exterminating the natives" and
enslaving blacks, but it doesn't work so well now.


Moore said he's dropped 30 pounds. "If you come from my part of the country, you know I'm one of the skinny ones."





"Think of the children" photo op.



On the war: "I hold the media more responsible for this war than George W. Bush. He didn't know any better."

A heckler started shouting somewhere in the crowd, and a few moments later stalked right by me.


Heckler (l); gentle hippie (r). GH: Peace, man. H: Oh, peace, man. Wanna stroke my cock? Huh? Wanna stroke my cock? This significantly furthered the conservative cause. [Update: Gentle Hippie could have crushed the asshole's skull like a blood-filled tick, to use a Dan Ratherism. Oh, it's not? Maybe I
should go back into therapy.]

After Moore finished speaking there was a press conference to which only "media" were invited. Some official type asked who I was with and, informed I was only a lonesome blogger, asked the name of the thing, shook me by the paw and let me through. Shocking. Unfortunately I still couldn't hear the questions, so I just kept shooting.


Man made homeless by medical bills (l); Michael Moore (r). (Update: have just been informed that the "homeless" man is actually
Rocky Mountain News columnist Mike Littwin. Things are bad in the newspaper industry, folks.)



The presidential candidate Moore backs will support: free universal healthcare, abolition of private health insurance, "strictly regulated" pharmaceutical companies ("as if they were public utilities"), and the banning of campaign contributions from pharmas and health insurers--in fact, the banning of (private) campaign funding altogether.




The candidate who comes closest to Moore's ideal on the issues? "His name rhymes with 'floor.'" My guess? Dennis Kucinich.

That's about it. Some guy said he'd have the whole thing up on Youtube tomorrow. I'll link to it.

Oh, yeah. Pridefest was just ending, too.



Update: Still no vid of the event at Tubeyou.

Misspelling of the week

The Rocky misspells its own critic's name, twice. It's Mary Voelz Chandler.

Update: Fixed.

Weekend fun!

Niece Katie is in the second year of this hot-shit master's degree program called the Bread Loaf School of English. It's named after a mountain in Vermont Robert Frost fell off one time when he was drunk, I think. It meets each summer for six weeks, takes five years to complete, and is available in different parts of the country. Last year, for example, Katie attended in the aforementioned Vermont; this year she's on on the campus of St. Johns College in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

Readers of this blog will only dribble morosely into their spit cups to hear that Bread Loaf (two words or they'll break your feckin' neck), welcomes students early into the zany world of post-structuralism.

Anyway, Santa Fe being a not-ungodly distance from Denver, Katie drove up for the weekend (explaining the paucity of posts, as if anyone but me sainted mither gives a crap). Stupid kid. I've been bringing up the name "Ward Churchill" every few seconds, making the connection to the pernicious theories of Derrida, et. al, shoving the Churchill Report into her hands, telling her stories of the jolly Satanists at Tryworks, showing her the pic of Chutch being interviewed by Barbara the Bovine, etc. She's sitting in the corner now, holding her throwing hatchet (see below).

Here are some pictures Katie took on the drive up. Strangely, all of them are of clouds:


Happy clouds.



Pissy clouds . . .



And clouds that look kind of like those boiling clouds in Close Encounters of the Third Kind* or that incredibly nasty piece of work, Independence Day, that show up to herald the approach of aliens (friendly and hostile, respectively).

We went downtown yesterday to walk around (these are all her pics too):


The (allegedly) Unsinkable Molly Brown's house.



Vendors' tents reflected in the windows of the main library. Just by luck or whatever Pridefest was yesterday at Civic Center Park. Last year, of course, I went on purpose.



She had to get some shots of the art museum. Bravely into the future, and all that. (First time I've noticed its resemblance to Moby Dick, though.)



A mountain lion on the Pioneer Monument. Poor thing doesn't even have a dribble cup.

Update: Of course we got to talking about Katie's dad (my b-in-law), a cop whose humor (and not only his humor!) tends (he said circumspectly) toward the sadistic:

1. When Katie and her younger sister were adolescents, he would call home when Mom wasn't there, breathe heavily into the phone and whisper things like, "are you alone, little girl?" and such. Katie said it scared the shit out of them the first time (duh), but after that it was like, "Mom said to get some milk on the way home."

2. When they had slumber parties he would burst into the room, throw a live spider on the floor, shut off the lights and slam the door. Maybe they only had the one slumber party.

3. At an age when other girls were getting Barbie dolls, Katie got a throwing hatchet. For which Dad set up a tree-round target in the backyard.

4. Yes, I asked Katie if I could tell these stories.

*There's a dogpoop scooping service in Denver whose motto is "Specializing in close encounters of the turd kind." I know, but if it's so obvious, why didn't you think of it, smart guy?

Update II: Speaking of Pridefest, the Ballerina's got all kinds of humorous and informative posts of the (Ward) Churchillian variety, things this blog, sadly, lacks. Yes, in spades. This old piece on the "genocide" (scare quotes approved by the Institute for Fairness in Punctuation) of Native Americans is a particularly instructive linkage.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Saturday (Early) Morning at the Radio!

Since it's been so warm around here the last few days (I blame glo--never mind), here's a classic Suspense: "August Heat" (5-31-45), with Ronald Colman as the chiselee.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Weird Bird Friday

Those awkward teenage years:


Juvenile Cockatoo

Don't worry, kid. You're going to be gorgeous.


Adult Cockatoo

Or maybe not.

Weird Adult Cockatoo

--Drunkawife

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Thursday Night at the Radio!

In honor of the "it" couple of the moment, Natsu Saito and Ward Churchill, here's an episode of Suspense: "I Had an Alibi" (1-4-45). The Roma wine commercials are great. Party maven Elsa Maxwell: "Don't worry about special glasses. Any glasses available are perfectly correct."

And two 12-minute Vic and Sades: "Miss Nagle to Break Up Lee Street" (12-7-42) ("strictly all beef"); and "It's Algebra, Uncle Fletcher" (10-9-42).

Update: I think the picture of Elsa Maxwell is from Fark via Mason Oller, but I'm not sure.

Truthforce untruths noted

Commenter Noj at PB dismantles, if that's not too weak a word, "Truthforce" Saito's Counterpunch piece:
Lie #1: Nancy states that CU is firing Churchill for "improper footnoting or author attribution." No, they are firing him for multiple counts of plagiarism, fabrication, and falsification.

Lie #2: Nancy states that CU found against Churchill because he "failed to provide sufficient evidence that in the 1837 smallpox epidemic...(a) infected blankets were obtained from an infirmary." No, he is charged with fabricating the existence of smallpox blankets taken from a military infirmary in St. Louis. It's not a matter of "sufficient evidence." Churchill has yet to provide any evidence at all, for any part of this claim. In fact, he has since abandoned this claim. His new defense is that the fur company-owned steamboat was a floating infirmary. His original claim about the military infirmary in St. Louis has flown out the window, given that he has no evidence at all for this fabrication.
And on and on, ten little lies all in a row. S'wonderful.

Update: PB also links to the blog of one Crotchety Old Bastard, who notes an e-mail from Ward responding to COB's mockery of his tales of derring-do in Vietnam. It's great stuff, but I want to focus on Ward's language for a moment. Here's part of his e-mail:

From: "Ward L Churchill" To: "Frankie Caryl"

Monday, June 04, 2007 11:56 PM

Subject: Re: Oxygen thief
A combat jump with the 101st? Yeah, right... Reckon you must be a WW II vet, eh? Funny thing, tho, y'seem to have gotten the years wrong by a couple of decades. And that truly IS verifiable, dipshit.
Yeah, right... . . . Reckon . . . y'seem . . . dipshit.

The false laconicness, the hayseed contractions, the purposely casual vulgarity. Remind anyone of the comedy stylings of a security guard we all know, name of Charley? Yeah, me too. No biggie, just another brick in the wall.

P & T panel makes no response to CU prez Brown's recommendation to fire Churchill

The Silver & Gold Record:

Ward Churchill of UCB ethnic studies has requested a private hearing with the Board of Regents regarding the recommendation that he be dismissed, according to his attorney, David Lane [we knew that]. Lane told S&GR that the hearing has not yet been scheduled. He also said the Privilege and Tenure Committee dismissal panel did not issue a response to President Hank Brown's recommendation that Churchill be dismissed.

Prior to Brown's recommendation, that panel had agreed that there are grounds to dismiss Churchill, although three of the five members recommended suspension and demotion in lieu of dismissal, according to the panel's report. In addition to the right to request a hearing with the board, under regent policy, Churchill may respond in writing to the dismissal recommendation within 20 business days of being notified of that recommendation. Any action the regents take regarding the recommended dismissal must be done in public.
Update: The hearing hasn't even been scheduled, which means we're into 2008 before CU finally sacks Churchill. (Kidding, but only a teeny-tiny bit.)

Update II: Specutating here, but isn't the P&T panel signalling its acquiesence to Churchill's firing with this inaction? In the wimpiest possible fashion, of course, but they could have protested and didn't. Then again, maybe they did, and ACTA thug H. "Rap" Brown chilled their free speech. Wonder how the Dune Buggy Attack Battalion will react to this news? Actually I don't wonder at all: with their usual venom.

SALT talks

The "progressive and caring" Society of American Law Teachers has put out a statement urging the CU Board of Regents to reject President Hank Brown's recommendation to fire Ward Churchill. Fun quote:
While the CU investigative committee claims that it took great care to avoid the speech which precipitated the furor over Ward Churchill, there is no way to divorce the review of his scholarship from the public controversy which caused it. If Professor Churchill may be dismissed on the basis of the charges found valid by CU’s P&T Appeals panel, charges which he contests, scholars critical of the status quo who teach in the Colorado system, as well as throughout the country, should not rest easily. For if the same standards and a similarly flawed process were applied to all scholars, many of them might lose their jobs as well. The message that a dismissal in this case sends to all academics who engage in work that questions the status quo is that they continue that work at their peril. If they continue to publish politically unpopular ideas, then, like Professor Churchill, they may find their scholarship put under a microscope, their livelihood threatened, and due process and fundamental fairness considerations put aside by administrators who lack the courage and conviction to protect academic freedom when it matters most, when unpopular individuals and ideas are in the crosshairs.
Naturally, SALT smears the committee with the bogus countercharges made against it by Churchill's supporters, while completely ignoring the substance of the committee's findings; equally naturally, Churchill's frau Natsu Saito is on SALT's board of directors. PB has the whole sickening statement.

Update: In the idiot pages of Counterpunch, Frau Churchill thanks the little people for their support:

What has meant the most to us, however, has been the support of elders like Carrie Dann of the Western Shoshone and Japanese American activist Yuri Kochiyama, young people who are searching for a way to cope with an uncertain future, and regular people on the street--parking lot attendants, baggage handlers, homeless people--who consistently express their appreciation that Ward refuses to be silenced. They know this is not about footnotes.

(via "Lawyer" in comments at PB)

Update II: PB checks "Truthforce" Saito's math.

Update III: In the Counterpunch piece Saito claims that Ward "published an article in Z Magazine in which the editors, without telling him, deleted his attribution of co-authorship to "Dam the Dams." . . .

The same claim was made by Tom Mayer:

Churchill gave the Dam the Dams campaign co-authorship of this article, however, the organization's name was omitted by Z-Magazine's editor [editor, editors, who's counting?] without Churchill's knowledge and against his wishes.

And by Churchill himself to the investigating committee, which responded with:

[T]his claim, like many of Professor Churchill's claims, is difficult to disprove, but it is the responsibility of an author working with a publisher to ensure that proper credit is given to co-authors and sources.
Left unexplained by Churchill or anyone else is why Z-rag would be so recalcitrant on this point of authorship against Churchill's express (though he apparently never quite says he expressed them) wishes. Also unexplained is why Churchill, having been ignored in such egregious fashion, continued to write for the magazine, never protesting publicly until the article became an issue in his case.

Update IV: Almost totally OT: "CU professor drowns in Mexico."

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Indians just as silly as GW hysterics

The Concord (N.H.) Monitor: "Earth Mother getting angry"

American Indians fight climate change

From New Hampshire to California, American Indian leaders are speaking out more forcefully about the danger of climate change.

Members of six tribes recently gathered near the Baker River in the White Mountains for a sacred ceremony honoring "Earth Mother." Talking Hawk, a Mohawk Indian who asked to be identified by his Indian name, pointed to the river's tea-colored water as proof that the overwhelming amount of pollution humans have produced has caused changes around the globe.

"It's August color. It's not normal," he said.

August color?
"Earth Mother is fighting back - not only from the four winds, but also from underneath," he said. "Scientists call it global warming. We call it Earth Mother getting angry."
I call it consensus.
At a United Nations meeting last month, several American Indian leaders spoke at a session called "Indigenous Perspectives on Climate Change." Also in May, tribal representatives from Alaska and northern Canada - where pack ice has vanished earlier and earlier each spring - traveled to Washington to press their case.

In California, Minnesota, New Mexico, and elsewhere, tribes have used some of their casino profits to start alternative or renewable energy projects, including biomass-fueled power plants.
Oh, give me a break.
In New Hampshire, where American Indians have become integrated in the broader society, some have questioned the effect of local development.

Jan Osgood, an Abenaki Indian who lives in Lincoln, said she worries about several proposals that would clear acres of national forest on Loon Mountain for luxury homes.

"It breaks my heart," said Osgood, who attended the sacred ceremony.
A sacred ceremony, was it? Thanks for telling us, objective newspaper!
She approached Ted Sutton, Lincoln's town manager, and gave him a collection of writings by North American Indians detailing the history of the U.S. government's unfulfilled promises to their trips [sic].
Gee, you shouldn't have. But Sutton is a politician:
After reading the book, Sutton said he agrees with the American Indian philosophy of life: Use nature respectfully, never taking more than is needed.

"American Natives have been telling us all along that this [what? global warming?] was going to happen to the earth," Sutton said. "They were telling us hundreds of years ago that what we were doing (to the environment) would come back and haunt us. They have been proven right. But hopefully we've started to listen to them and move back to some better management of our lives."
Here's life management, Ted: I quit drinking! Unfortunately, that's about all I can manage. Funny quote:

Those who study American Indian culture believe their presence in the debate could be influential. They point to "The Crying Indian," one of the country's most influential public-service TV ads.

In the spot, actor Iron Eyes Cody, in a buckskin suit, paddles a canoe up a trash-strewn urban creek and then stands by a busy highway cluttered with litter. The ad, which aired in the 1970s, ends with a close-up of Cody, shedding a single tear after a passing motorist throws trash at his feet.

Wouldn't you love to know who among scholars of Native America points to that commercial?

"Within the last six months, there's just been a loss of faith in the insistence (by some politicians) that global warming isn't happening and that we have nothing to do with it," said Shepard Krech III, an anthropology and environmental studies professor at Brown University.

Krech is the author of The Ecological Indian, which examines the relationship between American Indians and nature. . . .

Interestingly, The Ecological Indian is at least a partial debunking of the Noble Savage (Steward of the Earth division).
The New Hampshire ceremony was attended by members of the Passamaquoddy, Mohawk, Blackfoot, Micmac, Lakota Sioux and Abenaki tribes.

Some of whom sound as eager for climate meltdown as any white ecocatastrophist:

Thunderbull, a Lakota Sioux, offered a prayer for people who had suffered from recent flooding in the Midwest. Talking Hawk prayed for those who would suffer from natural disasters ahead.

"Think of the people who will die in the cleansing of Earth Mother, all around the world," he said.

"Think of their spirits."

Got drool on your chin there, T-Hawk.

(via Droodge)

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Move along, no plagiarism here

Pint-sized commie ratbag and CU sociology professor Tom Mayer attempts to refute the Churchill committee's findings of plagiarism against Wardo. Just more of the same old octopus ink, but some good quotes:

  • Mayer says Churchill is being persecuted for a "lack of mandatory patriotism."

  • In what might be called the negative argument from footnote volume, Mayer notes that the committee's report "cites about a dozen footnotes (out of well over 10,000 in Professor Churchill's collected works) in which Churchill references articles he has ghost written." Gee, only a dozen? Man, we went all McCarthyite over nothing.


  • Anotha', motha' (or, if you prefer, anothra, Mothra):
    Besides being an academic scholar [what other kind is there?] Ward Churchill is also a public intellectual--arguably the most renowned public intellectual on the CU faculty--
    He's right. Savor that for a moment.
    --and a key participant in the American Indian Movement [the tiny Colorado American Indian Movement, of course; national AIM hates his guts].
  • And Mayer's conclusion:

  • A just monetary compensation for Ward Churchill would be very expensive indeed. The damage to freedom of thought may be irreparable in the near future.

    Note how the idealistic Tiny Trot mentions money first.

    (via PB and the lonesome fistulas at the Ward Churchill Solidarity Network)

    Pics

    Had to be down by Confluence Park today, so here's the confluence:


    That's the South Platte coming in from the right, Cherry Creek at top. This is where Denver was founded in 18 and 59.

    Looking upstream: the Speer Boulevard Bridge over the Platte:

    Animal stories

    Nice headline in the Post: "Zoo: Dead worker at fault."
    A zookeeper who was mauled to death by a jaguar failed to follow routine safety precautions in which she was fully trained, officials with the Denver Zoo said today.

    Ashlee Pfaff, 27, was killed in February when a 140-pound jaguar named Jorge got into an employee access hallway through an open cage door and pounced on her. An autopsy found she died of a broken neck and had extensive internal injuries.

    At a press conference this afternoon, zoo officials said that two key safety violations were made by Pfaff; including the failure to verify the location of the jaguar before opening the keeper access door to the exhibit, and failure to maintain two locked doors between the keeper and the animal.

    "We have thoroughly researched every possibility and have concluded that the tragedy resulted from human error," said Craig Piper, executive vice president and chief operating officer of the Denver Zoo.

    "Ashlee opened the door to the exhibit while the animal was in it apparently thinking she had transferred it to its outdoor habitat," Piper said in a statement.

    "We have failed to determine why Ashlee failed to follow established protocols she had been trained to perform regularly without incident for more than one year," he said.

    The jaguar was shot and wounded and later euthanized by other zoo employees.
    This one's even nastier:

    Pleasant Grove, Utah - The grandfather of an 11-year-old boy who was killed by a black bear blamed federal foresters today for not warning that the animal had harassed another group of campers at the same site hours earlier.

    "We're hoping that the Forest Service will do a better job protecting campers. It's been like a surreal nightmare," Eldon Ives told reporters at a news conference on his front lawn.

    "The violent way he was taken is a sorrow that will never heal," Ives said.

    He said there was no food in the tent to attract a bear.

    Ummmmmm.
    Sam Ives was snatched from inside a tent that was a Father's Day gift to his stepfather, Tim Mulvey.

    "Something's dragging me!" the boy screamed as he was pulled by his sleeping bag before midnight Sunday in the Uinta National Forest, about 30 miles southeast of Salt Lake City.
    This brings up a question I've had occasion to ask before: just what's so feckin' "great" about the "great outdoors," anyway?

    The boy was found mauled to death about 400 yards away, hours later. The family had pitched their tent about a mile from a designated campground.

    Authorities said it was the same 300-pound black bear that confronted campers before dawn Sunday. Kurt Francom said his son was kicked in the head through a tent wall. The bear clamped his jaws on a pillow and carried it off.

    Using tracking dogs, Forest Service staff tried to find the bear but were unsuccessful. Signs in the area generally warn about bears.

    The bear that killed the boy was fatally shot Monday, about 12 hours after the attack.

    Sam Ives would have been a sixth-grader in the fall at Valley View Elementary School in Pleasant Grove.

    Yeesh. The story mentions somewhat ambiguously that "Signs in the area generally warn about bears," so maybe grandpa shouldn't be laying all the blame on the Forest Service. Those signs aren't a joke, even if certain people treat them like one.

    Another animal story? Here's a heartwarmer: "Tiger has a cub."

    And, stretching the category beyond recognition: "Denver 'panty burglar' charged in break-ins":

    A 34-year-old man was charged Monday with breaking into several homes in northwest Denver and stealing women's undergarments and other personal items.

    Police said [Carlos] Vigil, whom they called the "Panty Burglar" [wonder how much time they spent coming up with that nom de perv--ed.] entered houses through open windows and doggie doors. They said he took clothing and photographs.

    Whatever. But here are some interesting facts and figures:

    A man in Colorado Springs recently pleaded guilty to breaking into houses and stealing women's undergarments. A man in Fort Collins faces charges in the theft of more than 1,300 women's undergarments from apartment laundry rooms near the Colorado State University campus.

    Because, to paraphrase Willie Sutton, that's where the panties are.

    Sense made

    Inside Higher Education continues its Churchill kick with a piece by American Council of Trustees and Alumni president Anne D. Neal in which she singles out the American Association of University Professors for its waffling on the case:
    Historically the custodian of academic freedom, the AAUP is struggling to clarify, for itself and others, what academic freedom is. And that struggle centers on accountability — which, unfortunately, explains much of why the AAUP is encountering such difficulty. Roger Bowen, the outgoing general secretary, has vocally defended the notion that academics should not have to answer to anyone but themselves. “It should be evident,” he has written, “that the sufficient condition for securing the academic freedom of our profession is the profession itself.”

    This is a far cry from [CU president Hank] Brown’s conception of academic freedom as part of a public trust. It’s also a far cry from the AAUP’s own foundational 1940 statement on academic freedom, which defines it as a set of “duties correlative with rights” and which sees academic freedom as the means by which colleges and universities serve the public trust: “Institutions of higher education are conducted for the common good and not to further the interest of either the individual teacher … or the institution as a whole.”
    Seems clear enough. As with its last piece on Ward, the comments will probably be more interesting than the piece itself, as IHE's academic readers (like "Unapologetically Tenured") weigh in with their usual, um, thoughtfulness.

    (via PB)

    Update: the hopefully pseudonymous "Markus Kemmelmeier" has a twist on the famous "speeding ticket" analogy used by the Churchill investigating committee:
    [Churchill] is like the driver who gets stopped for speeding, but who then no longer can hide all the dead bodies in the trunk. Arguing whether stopping someone for speeding is the right thing to do or not seems to be missing the point. . . .
    (Billy Batts can be found on a t-shirt or "Signature Mouse Pad" at frankvincent.com)

    Monday, June 18, 2007

    Green writers

    Bad writing in an eco-opinion by the Post:
    The spring chirping birds might not be music to some ears, but consider the silence if it were gone.

    Bird songs provide nature's soundtrack and a sure sign that all is right in their world. We should all hate for those sounds to go away.
    Had to quit there.

    Bad headline for someone else's eco-opinion in the Post:

    "Don't leave it to the beavers."

    Climate change is here [yay!] bringing with it a seven-year drought in the Southwest.

    That'll come as news to some in Colorado. But let's pretend:

    Dry winters produce more dust on the high snow packs in the Rockies. The dark dust decreases the snow cover's albedo - the percentage of light falling on the snow that is reflected back - which speeds melting and shortens the spring thaw. Developers and dam builders are predicting that if spring runoff goes more quickly, we will need more dams to catch it. . . .
    I couldn't find anyone, dam builder or not, who's "predicted" this, but somebody probably has, so let's keep pretending:
    So many half-full reservoirs should quiet dam proponents, but they are like beavers: the sound of running water stirs them to action without conscious thought. A beaver will build a wall of mud and sticks on the face of a loudspeaker that plays the music of running water. Human dam-builders are much the same.

    That seems rather rude. I would be very unhappy if somebody built a wall of mud and sticks on my speakers, even if they are old. Anyway, the writer goes on a good deal longer. Do with the information what you will.

    Culture of corruption

    Fine, fine:

    Denver prosecutors are reviewing an audit that revealed a high-ranking official at the University of Colorado at Denver misappropriated $268,250, school officials and the district attorney's office said today.

    Specifically, auditors at the school focused on four international trips that Donald Stevens claimed he took on behalf of the university.

    Stevens is married to Gail Schoettler, Colorado's former lieutenant governor and former state treasurer.

    The auditors concluded that Stevens, who recently retired as managing director of the school's Institute for International Business, spent most of his time on his own and only briefly went to the seminars he claimed he was attending.

    On a couple of occasions, he traveled to countries not even on his trip itinerary, the auditors said.
    Oddly, though the Post's story notes that Schoettler is a "former lieutenant governor and former state treasurer," it neglects to mention that she is also a very current columnist for the Post.

    Sunday, June 17, 2007

    Sunday Night at the Radio

    Since somebody (well, me) mentioned Walter Winchell, guess I'll play a couple of his Jergen's Journal "news" programs, one from only months before America's entry into World War II, the other from early 1945.

    Only 11 minutes or so apiece, these two shows have everything: nazi-smashing, red-baiting, egotistical preening, and tons of war news and commentary of questionable reliability. Here's the first, from 5-18-41. Among much other fun stuff, Winchell mocks Rudolph Hess, who the week before had parachuted into Scotland on his bizarre "peace" mission, and claims Hess's wife has just been arrested by the Nazis); and the second, from February 25, 1945, with even more war news and gossip like: "Newspapermen just returned from overseas tell me that Martha Gellhorn, the novelist, has confided to them that the honeymoon with her husband, Ernest Hemingway, is over."

    Confided to them. Fascinating stuff.

    Update: In the first show Winchell's famous opening sounds like, "Good evening Mr. and Mrs. North and South America and all the ships and cripples at sea." Tell me it doesn't.

    Comedy tonight

    PB has the lowdown on Channel 9's interview with Ward Churchill this evening. Good thing, because I completely (as opposed to partially) forgot about it. Same old, same old, I guess, but live. Here's 9's video.

    Okay, I've seen it. A few slobservations:

    Ward was expressionless as always, but kept gulping for air.

    David Lane sure likes to invoke the First Amendment a lot to defend a man who explicitly denies First Amendment protection to others.

    Humoresque as well is Churchill's invocation of "Enlightenment principles" to defend himself. Ask him in another venue and he'll tell you those same principles are the cause of all the evil in the world.

    Lane tries (and for all I know succeeds at) intimidating CU by saying his "best guess" is that the suit will take "one to two years." And you know what vets say: a "Churchill year" is equal to six human years.

    The ten or 12 of the "slew" of questions from viewers that made it to air were all but uniformily hostile to Ward (one asked a setup question about whether Ward considered himself a "scapegoat"). What does this mean?

    Ninth Amendment trumps the First, Ed

    The Post's reliably quirky Ed Quillen jumps Wardo:
    It would be easier to support Churchill's claim that his First Amendment rights are being circuitously violated if there were any evidence that he actually believed in the First Amendment.

    Most of us, after all, figure the First Amendment applies to everybody, even people we disagree with. But Churchill has been arrested on several occasions for attempting to violate other people's rights to free expression - specifically, the marchers in Denver's annual Columbus Day Parade.

    In Ward's world, the parade is "hate speech" and not entitled to First Amendment protection. Now others have made decisions that likely stemmed from his expressions, which some found rather hateful. Perhaps some chickens have come home to roost.
    Update: Not that Quillen totally understands:
    [C]hurchill was denounced by every right-thinking opportunist in American public life. That outrage was rather selective, though. In essence, Churchill argued that the United States had allowed certain evils, and had thus got what was coming to it. That is also what the Revs. Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson claimed at the same time: America tolerated evil and justly suffered retribution.
    Pat 'n' Jerry, of course, aren't paid by the taxpayers to teach our yoof. Also, they got giant rashers of shit for their idiotic comments.

    Update II: Quillen is another of those columnists who thinks Ward's already been fired.

    Internet polls are always accurate

    The Post's David Harsanyi mocks Denver's doofus "Climate Action Plan" in today's column, which also includes a poll: "How significant a threat do you think global warming is?" Surprisingly, "Very significant," at 34.66 percent, is 18 hundredths of a point behind "Not significant at all" at 34.84 percent. Makes me feel warm all over. No, wait, that's because Denver got to 97 today, pulverizing the record high of 94 set in 1940. Now only nine of thirteen record high temps in Denver happened before 1955.

    Update: El Presidente points out that those records are for year-round averages, not summertime highs. I knew that.

    Recrate 68?

    KOA radio gink and Colorado Media Matters' favorite columnist Mike Rosen wrote Friday about would-be Democratic National Convention protesters Recreate68 and its leader (and Transform Columbus Day's token Italian), Glen Spagnuolo:

    The Recreate 68 Alliance is a collection of "progressives" (that's a leftist euphemism for ultra-liberal, connoting "progress" on the road to socialism) on whose Web site you'll find a clenched fist logo and all the standard Marxist cliches attacking American capitalism, materialism, imperialism and racism. . . .

    One of the protesters and organizers of Recreate 68 is Glenn Spagnuolo of Longmont. That name might be familiar. He's turned radical protesting into a career. A cheerleader for Ward Churchill, he's also a regular at anti-Columbus Day demonstrations, arrested in 2004 for blocking the parade route.

    Spagnuolo complains that demonstrators at the 2004 Democratic Convention in Boston (he was there, too) were confined to a restricted area where they couldn't sufficiently harass delegates. Good. Let's do that in Denver, too. He also claims that the 1968 Chicago convention only turned violent after the police attacked demonstrators. Baloney. Spagnuolo is still wet behind the ears. He wasn't even born in 1968. Yes, the police may have overreacted, but those radical demonstrators were hellbent on violence and did everything they could to provoke the cops, whom they routinely called "pigs" in those days.

    This was the era of the "Days of Rage," the Yippies, the SDS (Students for a Democratic Society) and the Weathermen. Turmoil, anarchy and riots were all part of their game plan. We've seen similar behavior at G-8 and World Trade Organization conferences in cities all over the world. Spagnuolo and his ilk are professional agitators. The last thing I want to do is give them the keys to our fair city.

    Our fair city. Game plan. Wet behind the ears. Rosen gets it, but he sure gives it back in cliches. Less work that way. I hear.

    Update: How the hell does one render "Recreate-68," anyway? The jerks themselves use "Re-Create 68" (including quotes) or R-68, but they're jerks. I've seen Recreate '68, Recreate 68, Re-create 68, Re-create '68, R68, and the way I've (mostly) rendered it, Recreate68! and R68! (the exclamation point adds pizzazz).

    Update II: The cheerleader is George W. Bush, who made time for the activity in between dodging service in Vietnam and keeping Hitler's brain moist and chewy.

    Update III: The origin of the word "pizzazz" is unknown. It's not in my 1939 Webster's at all, but it sounds like something Walter Winchell might have come up with (scroll down to "The Blessed Event Room."

    Saturday, June 16, 2007

    Saturday Night at the Radio

    All commie night! First, an episode of I Was a Communist for the F.B.I. This one's called "Jump to the Whip" (9-24-52). Sadly, hero Matt Cvetik's evil cell leader, "Comrade Ted," doesn't make an appearance.

    Next, an episode of The Adventures of Sam Spade, starring Howard Duff. The show itself has nothing to do with communism, though Spade's creator, Dashiell Hammett, of course, did, and Duff was named in Red Channels. This one's called "The Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail Caper."

    Friday, June 15, 2007

    Weird Bird Friday

    Another weird bird rendition of Mr. & Mrs. Drunka. Only this time, we can't have a contest to guess which one is which, because the painted toenails give it away. (Mr. Drunka is the one with those, of course.)


    A relaxing Saturday night at the Drunka house


    --Drunkawife

    Thursday, June 14, 2007

    Thursday Night at the Radio!

    Another Suspense. Tonight, "The Pit and the Pendulum" (1-12-43). Very nice job, with Henry Hull as Pit Boy. One nasty skip of several seconds seven or eight minutes in.

    And how about another episode of the best hard-boiled simile-slinger around: Pat Novak: For Hire, with Jack Webb. This one's called "Ruben Callaway's Pictures" (3-13-49).

    Hellman (Novak's cop enemy): One guy's dead on Pier 19, another up here in your apartment. You're mixed up, Novak, there's a connection. I'll shop around till I strike it.

    Novak: You couldn't strike oil in a filling station. You got a double murder. Shop for a pair of people.

    Hellman: I'll shop far enough to get you, big shot! Far enough to see you fry!

    Novak: Well, you got the lard for it, Hellman.

    (smacking sounds)

    Hellman: If you keep your mouth shut now you can hold the blood in!

    I don't know why they both like shopping so much.

    The PBBBD

    Playing frisbee is hard and hot work for the aging (don't tell him I said that) Billy Bob. Before now I'd never caught the whole process on camera, but this is how he cools off: The Patented Billy Bob Butt Dip:


    Out in the water.



    Positioning is crucial.



    Ready!



    Butt dip! Ahhhhhhh!

    Bonus butt:

    P.S.: We still love you

    Pirate Ballerina has posted the CU Privilege and Tenure Committee's arguments for dismissing El Wardo. They are many and good, but for some reason the committee feels the need to include a familiar and sickening bit of special pleading:
    The issues here include allegations that Professor Churchill plagiarized, fabricated, and falsified facts related to Indian (Native American) history. This area of study is still in its infancy as compared to numerous disciplines and programs. The Academy is finally beginning to recognize Ethnic Studies and has started to legitimize and given [PB's sic] credence to research in this area. For many scholars in Ethnic Studies, publishing meant work appearing in what would be considered non-mainstream journals; today, evaluation of that type of scholarly work is beginning to be considered as valid research [my sic, this time]. . . .
    That last clause is simply gibberish, but the intent of the paragraph is clear: to reassure the notoriously insecure ethnic studians that their field isn't the load of crap it so manifestly is. Then it's back to sternity:
    Some scholars in Ethnic Studies may focus on rewriting historical ethnological data in search for "truth," but this does not support nor does it grant anyone the right to plagiarize, falsify, or fabricate evidence.
    Yep, "'truth.'"

    Update: Somewhere along the line in the de-churchillization process one committee or other very briefly discussed getting rid of the Ethnic Studies department, but I'm too lazy to hunt it down.

    Run!

    Barbershop quartets to invade Denver--including one named Stormfront, er, Storm Front.

    Other local briefolos:

  • Danver and Blouder do well in another of those stupid city livability rankings magazines love to run. This one is from Kiplinger.com, which ranks the area number 2 (so to speak) in livability for "singles." Their paragraphal paean begins: "Denver will always be a mecca for skiers, but there's plenty to do in all seasons: listen to Jazz in City Park with the Rockies as a backdrop . . . . "

    Unfortunately, an article in the same edition of the News notes that:

    Denver resident Dana Alexander has crossed the City Park Jazz series off his family’s calendar this year. . . .

    During the first two weekends this month, gang activity tarnished the popular jazz series, a normally peaceful and family-friendly event.
  • Only in Colorado:

    Colorado's anti-abortion movement is in turmoil after Colorado Right to Life was dumped by its national organization Wednesday, in large part for attacking Focus on the Family founder James Dobson.

    The booting of the organization, which was founded in the early 1970s - several years before National Right to Life - signals a deep philosophical rift in the movement. It's between those who believe abortion must be stopped all at once, which is the hard-line approach of Colorado Right to Life, and those who believe abortion will be overcome by making incremental changes in public beliefs and laws.

    They attacked Dobson for praising the Supreme Court's upholding of a ban on partial-birth abortion.

  • Study in worldviews: the News: "Fewer homeless on Denver streets"; the Post: "First-time homeless rise sharply."

  • Perv ex-judge:
    The laptop computer that former District Judge Larry Manzanares is charged with stealing contains the baffling contradictions that surround his fall from the city's power elite: jury instructions and legal documents stored along with numerous pornographic images and videos.
  • World's oldest pilot:
    When Cole Kugel was born, the Wright brothers were more than a year away from completing their historic first flight. Still, Kugel managed to squeeze in 78 years of flying before he died Monday at his Longmont home.

    Living 105 years gave Kugel plenty of time to pursue his passion for aviation, eventually landing him in the Guinness World Records book in 2001 with the title of oldest plane pilot. He was 99 at the time.
  • Wednesday, June 13, 2007

    Hippie school to close

    The Cincinnati Enquirer:

    Antioch College [school motto: "the Sangamon State of Ohio"--ed.] said Tuesday that it will close in 2008 because of a lack of money and will try to find enough funds to reopen four years later. Enrollment at the college, known for its offbeat approach to education and a history of social activism, has dwindled from more than 2,000 students in the 1960s to 400 this year, spokeswoman Linda Sirk said. . . .

    A small endowment [heh--ed.] and heavy dependence on tuition combined to hurt operations, said the college, which is about 60 miles northeast of Cincinnati in Greene County. . . .

    About 160 faculty and staff will lose positions when the school shuts down, said Mary Lou LaPierre, vice chancellor for university advancement.

    And for Ward Churchill, another hope for a teaching position is gone.

    The school also has been a fertile ground for social activism. Civil disobedience has been part of that, with anti-Vietnam war protests in the 1960s and '70s, and demonstrations against the Iraq war in recent years. In 1994, students took over a campus building for 32 days to protest the school's plans to turn it into an admissions office instead of a student-activity center.

    Tuesday, Hamilton County Coroner O'dell Owens, a 1971 Antioch graduate, recalled his time at the college, when the only three rules were: no cheating, no wearing bathing suits to the cafeteria and no sex on campus (a rule students successfully lobbied to have removed).

    Owens said his classmates were liberal and socially active and, above all, honorable. After some students were scolded for breaking windows in protest of the Vietnam War, subsequent vandalism came in the form of papers taped to intact windows noting that the window had been "officially broken." Another time, an anonymous artist was leaving a footprint in various places on campus, he said, and the bursar arrived one day to find that very footprint inside her safe - along with $38,000 that hadn't been touched.

    That's heavy. A couple of the comments are cute, too:
    I graduated in 93. I intentionally transferred to Antioch after 4 years at O.U. because of the co-op program and because of the reputation for social activism. “Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity” has been my personal motto. . . .
    Now it's my personal motto too! One more:
    Some of the [anti-Antioch] comments below are completely ignorant, and demonstrate, above all else, the same kind of xenophobia that is threatening our country today (i.e.: fear of the other or "Middle East" masked as a desire to spread "democracy," i.e. U.S. interests). Those who speak poorly of Antioch do not see the need to teach, from a radical stance, the importance of understanding institutional racism, fighting sexism and gender discrimination, and understanding the impact of globalization. To those of you who condemn the college for attempting to breach the hegemonic paradigm of protestant, capitalist, imperialist America: clutch your Bible tight, may you find your salvation in another life. This life, however, is for action, change, and revolution.
    Dare you to start counting the leftist cliches in that paragraph.

    Breaking: CU not completely useless, evil

    AP:

    Two astronauts floated outside the international space station Wednesday to help fold up a solar wing and bring to life a rotating joint that will allow a new pair of solar arrays to track the sun.

    Space shuttle Atlantis astronauts Patrick Forrester and Steve Swanson - a University of Colorado graduate - spent the first two hours of their scheduled 6 1/2-hour spacewalk helping to put the 115-foot solar wing away in its storage box.

    Now there's the possibility of some sewing to do to repair the shuttle's "loose" thermal bankie, and, tragically, there is no woman aboard.

    Rimshot. Actually, it sounds like the "we've got to make this fit into this, using only this" scene from Apollo 13:
    The astronauts will secure the blanket using staples found in the shuttle's medical kit and pins that come from the shuttle's tile repair kit. If those methods don't work, NASA flight controllers will have the astronauts sew it into place using a stainless steel wire and an instrument that resembles a small needle.
    There's also the possibility of a strike at the Kennedy Space Center. Too bad it wasn't the Houston Space Center, because then I could have done a very obvious joke:

    "Houston, we have a problem. Houston? Houston?"

    Advice not accepted

    The Post has a heartwarming piece that quotes a newly minted 100-year-old's advice on, what else, "How to live to be 100":

    Oscar Simmons, a longtime pressman at The Denver Post, celebrated his 100th birthday on Monday. The Wheat Ridge resident has five tips for long life:

    1. Listen a whole lot more than you talk.

    Aw, screw it. But I liked number three:
    3. Live clean.

    "Don't work in a newspaper pressroom. Well, not a pressroom like I used to work in," he says. "I wonder sometimes about how I'm still here with all the dust, ink and oil I breathed in."
    There's some sort of logical fallacy in there, but whatever. Luckily Oscar says nothing about smoking, drinking, taking drugs, womanizing or setting the occasional fire. L'Chaim!

    Blogger doesn't get it

    Pirate Ballerina has obtained, no doubt Sandy Berger-like, the Privilege and Tenure Committee's report on Ward Churchill, in which it recommends only a year's suspension without pay and demotion to associate professor for the lying fake Indian.

    PB's just posted the committee's "arguments against dismissal," all of which will be familiar to Churchill watchers, including the supposed disproportionality of dismissal to Churchill's scholarly crimes (he didn't kill anybody), the "chilling effect" it would have on other academics who speak truth to Gower (Champion), and, of course, the inherent loosey-gooseyness of ethnic studies itself:

    The field has been characterized by its newness as a discipline, by the lack of formally established standards, its concern with advocacy for groups who have been historically marginalized or excluded, and the need to confront and to challenge orthodox methods and conclusions that in their views have contributed to misrepresentation and exclusion of their cultures and history. . . .

    [T]hese are legitimate core activities for some in this field, and they view any attempt to force their challenge into the standards of the existing academy as harmful to their mission. . . .

    Well, by all means then let's not be harmful to their mission--that being, for too many like Ward, the violent demise of western civilization. On the other hand, you'll be glad to know that:
    The University need not, of course, accept conduct that is inherently dishonest or deceitful.
    Need not. Admirable firmness. But why is it so hard for them to understand that if you allow a "discipline" like ethnic studies to ignore all standards of evidence, what you'll inevitably get is dishonesty and deceitfulness? I just don't get it.

    Update: LGF includes Ward in a poll asking readers who they think caused the site's server meltdown the other day, but MIM's other good buddy Ron Paul is winning going away.

    Tuesday, June 12, 2007

    Tuesday Night at the Radio!

    In the New York Sun today, ex-rad historian Ron Radosh notes how the new documentary Pete Seeger: The Power of Song left his criticism of the pioneering folkie's communism on the cutting-room floor:
    Two years ago, [director Jim] Brown asked to interview me for the film. I was a former student and friend of Mr. Seeger's and have written critically about his life and politics. I asked Mr. Brown whether he would actually use what I said. Mr. Brown responded that Pete and his wife, Toshi, wanted a critical voice in the film and did not want just to paint him as a man without blemishes.
    Unfortunately, Radosh says, Seeger came out looking like Scarlett Johansson:
    Nowhere does this documentary describe [Seeger's early group] the Almanac Singers' very first album, "Songs for John Doe." As readers of this newspaper know [sic], in August 1939 Hitler and Stalin signed a pact and became allies. Overnight the communists took a 180-degree turn and became advocates of peace, arguing that Nazi Germany, which the USSR had opposed before 1939, was a benign power, and that the only threat to the world came from imperial Britain and FDR's America, which was on the verge of fascism. Those who wanted to intervene against Hitler were servants of Republic Steel and the oil cartels. . . .

    The film does not tell us what happened in 1941, when — two months after "John Doe" was released — Hitler broke his pact with Stalin and invaded the Soviet Union. As good communists, Mr. Seeger and his Almanac comrades withdrew the album from circulation, and asked those who had bought copies to return them. A little later, the Almanacs released a new album, with Mr. Seeger singing "Dear Mr. President," in which he acknowledges they didn't always agree in the past, but now says he is going to "turn in his banjo for something that makes more noise," i.e., a machine gun. As he says in the film, we had to put aside causes like unionism and civil rights to unite against Hitler.

    That's where tonight's radio show comes in. Two months after Pearl Harbor the four major networks (ABC, CBS, and NBC Red and Blue) hooked up to broadcast this remarkable home-front morale booster starring Lieutenant (and hubba-hubba movie star) Robert Montgomery. It's called "This is War" (2-14-42). Written as a (relatively) sprightly youth by radio grand old (old, old) man Norman Corwin, it's an amazing piece of all-American propaganda. Listen to the dozens of speaking and singing parts, the many sound effects, and the full orchestra, and try to remember that the whole thing was done live. Montgomery actually muffs a couple of words in crucial spots, but the show is amazingly smooth (and the sound, except for one enormous skip in the middle, is excellent). This is aural history.

    Oh yeah, Pete Seeger. That's him and the Almanac Singers with the rousing (and no doubt Seeger-penned) last tune, 'Round and Round Hitler's Grave.

    (via Bros Judd)

    Update: Amazingly, the Pete Seeger Appreciation Page has two contemporary newspaper articles on the "This is War" show, both pointing out the Almanac Singers' sudden turn toward warmongering after Hitler (as readers of this blog know) attacked the Soviet Union. The New York Post: "'Peace' choir changes tune" (love the scare quotes); and the New York World Telegram: "Singers warbled for communists." His-toe-ree.

    Update II: Here's a little more of Carl Joaquim Friedrich's June, 1941, Atlantic Monthly piece mentioned in the Post:
    Probably some of [the Almanac Singers'] songs fall under the criminal provisions of the Selective Service Act, and to that extent it is a matter for the Attorney-General. But you never can handle situations of this kind democratically by mere suppression. Unless civic groups and individuals will make a determined effort to counteract such appeals by equally effective methods, democratic morale will decline.

    Different world, folks, he said sententiously and for the billionth time.

    Update III: A review in Time that doesn't mention the Warbling Commies.

    Update IV: Ed Driscoll noticed Radosh's piece, too. Driscoll, in fact, has mentioned Seeger's tuneful Stalinism a number of times.

    Cold reception

    The News: "Some see red on Denver's green plan"

    Proposals called radical, "loony" after hitting Web

    The reaction was to a Rocky Mountain News story that detailed some of the proposals in Denver's Climate Action Plan, which aims to cut the city's output of gas emissions linked to global warming.

    The plan includes several controversial ideas, including making residents who use large amounts of electricity and natural gas pay higher utility fees, boosting insurance rates for people who drive long distances and mandating that homes be energy efficient before they can be sold.

    After the online RockyMountainNews.com version of the story was posted as the lead item on Drudgereport.com, the phones started ringing at Mayor John Hickenlooper's office. Many of the calls were from people accusing the city of embracing a radical environmental agenda.

    "We've gotten a bunch of phone calls, but nothing like a good snowstorm," Hickenlooper said.

    E-mails to the city and the Rocky from around the country called the plan crackpot," "loony" and even "stupid."

    Even stupid.

    Hickenlooper said the proposals are just ideas.

    "According to most polls, 70 percent of the people in Colorado recognize there is global warming," he said. . . .

    Finally, the definitive proof of gobble warping we've been waiting for.

    Some of the proposals in Denver's plan that might sound radical to residents are already in place in other states. California, for example, charges heavy users of electricity higher rates.

    Oh, well, if California's doing it. And what's the News doing jollying people out of thinking something might be radical, anyway?

    Denver City Councilwoman Kathleen MacKenzie said she admires Hickenlooper for pushing the plan.
    MacKenzie apparently is an idiot on many fronts.

    "The mayor is willing to use his popularity to ask people to do difficult things," she said. "I hope people are ready to take this on."

    I'll take you to the home now, Kathleen. As for Mayor Hick:


    That green suit has grown into his brain.

    Update: Oddly, El Presidente doesn't think much of the plan either.

    Denver cops not Burger King

    The Post:

    Activists chastised Denver's City Council on Monday for dropping a proclamation that would have reaffirmed First Amendment rights and limited police response during the 2008 Democratic National Convention.

    "Who do members of the City Council represent?" asked Re-create 68 official Mark Cohen outside council chambers. "The people of Denver, or the fat cats who are paying for the big party called the Democratic National Convention?"

    How about a tiny group of violence-mongering leftists?

    Cohen made his remarks to camera crews and reporters, who outnumbered the group of 10 protesters. The proclamation in question was one Cohen helped craft, and the outcome of Re-create 68's attempt to pass it through the council generated controversy last week.

    Earlier Monday, Re-create 68 members sat quietly as Councilwoman Kathleen MacKenzie, who sponsored the failed proclamation, addressed her colleagues and said she hoped that officials would work to make sure protesters were treated fairly during the convention.

    "We will do what most of us want, which is to welcome everybody and to have Denver shine in the global spotlight and to show the world that we're an inclusive, progressive city," she said. . . .

    Oh boy.

    A vocal opponent of the proclamation was Councilman Charlie Brown, who said the city should only negotiate with protesters who first sign pledges of nonviolence. . . .

    "Our police department is not a Burger King. For security reasons, the protesters cannot, 'Have it your way,' he said, citing a commercial jingle.

    Think Charlie writes his own stuff?

    City officials have met once with members of Re-create 68 to negotiate how to work with the "tens of thousands" of protesters the group says will come during the convention Aug. 25-28, 2008.

    Mayor John Hickenlooper said Monday that he expected that dialogue to continue.

    "I honestly don't foresee a big problem," Hickenlooper said. "The people who want to demonstrate seem reasonable to me."

    We're doomed.

    Monday, June 11, 2007

    BBC: Ahmadinejad a "trenchant critic of Israel"

    I linked to this story at Biased BBC in the previous post, but it deserves a post of its own. In a news report last week the BBC called President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran a "trenchant critic of Israel." Nobody's mentioned this over here. Mick Hartley, the blogger who had the story Friday, observes: "[A]t least it reminds us who, for the BBC, are the real bad guys here."

    Update: Rats, thought I'd beaten everybody to spotting one of the BBC's famous "stealth edits." They changed "trenchant" to "outspoken," with, of course, no acknowledgement. But I see B-BBC commenter "Biodegradable" spotted it a few hours ago.

    Nuts everywhere

    Amid the usual farrago of unedited Speakout columns in the Rocky ("The other side of ethanol"; "Colorado boosts national space leadership"; "Let's not sweep homeless under rug" (it makes the rug lumpy) (and smelly)) is a self-contained farrago titled "U.S. faces fate of Hitler's Germany":
    The manner in which this totality of control and repression was achieved [in Hitler's Germany] is frighteningly reminiscent of George Bush’s assertion of the unlimited power of the president to take whatever action he deems necessary to “protect” Americans in a “war on terrorism” in which he is commander-in-chief, free and fully empowered to act in his own discretion and as an expression of the people’s will—in short, without oversight by or accountability to the legislative or judicial branches of our self-governing democracy, thus without any accountability to Congress, to law, or to the people themselves, who, by definition of the Constitution, are in the final analysis sovereign.
    Trenchant!

    But one of the comments caught my eye. It was from a woman named Kay Sieverding (a-ling, as you'll see):
    As reported earlier by the Rocky Mountain News, I was jailed for engaging in pro se litigation, which is a right by statute, common law, and state constitution. U.S. code Title 18 part III chapter [blah, blah, blah] . . . . None the less, at the order of Col federal judge Edward Nottingham, I was held by the U.S. government at gunpoint from 5/10/07 to 6/1/07, transported in chains across state lines, and forced to expose my genitals to strangers at gunpoint. Then I was released without condition and without a penny to my name or my driver's license 1200 miles from home. As far as I'm concerned the nazis are already here.

    Exposed genitals, eh? This warranted a google by Glen of the Drunkablog I-Team, who found that Sieverding is just your basic crazed suit-filer, as the RMN noted in early 2006:

    Former Steamboat Springs resident Kay Sieverding, who has been in jail since September, was released Wednesday after she agreed to dismiss her numerous federal lawsuits. . . .

    The cases stem from a dispute with neighbors in Steamboat Springs. Sieverding has filed lawsuits against not only her former neighbors but also Steamboat Springs officials, the local newspaper, several individual lawyers and the entire Colorado and American Bar Associations, among others. She has filed the lawsuits in Colorado U.S. District Court, and also in federal courts in Illinois, Minnesota, Kansas and the District of Columbia. . . .

    David Sieverding [Kay's hubby] was in the courtroom with his own lawyer, Mike O'Malley, who told the judge he had just been hired to get David Sieverding "out of this mess."

    David Sieverding left the courthouse quickly after the hearing to get clothes for his wife, who had to turn in her orange jail scrubs before deputy U.S. marshals could let her go.

    But when she walked out of the courthouse an hour later in a new gray and white sweatsuit, Kay Sieverding was unrepentant.

    "I believe that I was robbed of justice," she said, as her husband implored her, "Please, don't do this."

    Speaking of psychological illness, that's a bad case of henpeckery 'ol Dave's got. Anyway, I can't find a story, but from Ms. Sieverding's comment she must have kept yacking and the judge simply crammed her back into a cell. The end.

    Update: Finally found out what Sieverding's initial dispute with the neighbors was about. She posted a comment at PoynterOnline (no permalink; scroll about halfway), the wimpy liberal journalism (he redunded) site:

    I formerly lived next door to a small town politician. He and his wife fenced off 6000 square feet of public land, including a portion of the road, adjoining our former home. Then they had me criminally charged because my landscaper trimmed an old tree hanging over our drive. To get the criminal charges dropped, I had to give up our rights to the street. (extortion) Then they built on it in gross violation of local law. So I complained to the city council. So the politician's wife accused me of criminal harassment. She called the police but they didn't see a crime. There was no warrant. The D.A. refuses to say what the probable casue [sic] was. The charges were eventually dismissed. The politician's wife was the only person who signed the criminal charges. But the newspaper, The Steamboat Pilot, owned by The World Company of Lawrence, Kansas, keeps publishing that I will be tried for a crime without saying the above. When I post comments on the articles, they delete my comments. When I created a blog on their web site "I'm innocent" they deleted it. When I write letters to the editor and ask them to either revise and update the articles or remove them, they don't write back. This greatly degrades my life even though we moved away. How can I stop them?

    Strangely, no one replies.

    Churchill to request hearing before CU regents

    Der Post:
    University of Colorado ethnic-studies professor Ward Churchill will formally request a hearing before the Board of Regents in response to college president Hank Brown's letter last week recommending his dismissal for academic misconduct, his attorney said today.

    Attorney David Lane said Churchill has 20 days to respond in writing with a request for a private hearing. After that hearing, unless the regents choose to reinstate Churchill and forgo all forms of discipline, Lane said, Churchill will sue the university in federal court for violating his rights to free speech.
    That's 20 (business) days after the 15 days the Privilege and Tenure Committee has to respond to Hank's letter, which I believe runs out at the end of this week. That pushes everything into late July, and with having to schedule the hearing, probably into August and, quite possibly, the new school year. Sheet.

    Sunday, June 10, 2007

    Yum

    Had to steal one of the new menus from the corner restaurant this morning after the D-a-W noticed a misspelling by the (not hardly English-speaking) owners:


    Check out number 10: Ropa Vieja actually means
    "Old Clothes." It's delish.

    Not just for moonbats

    We drove up to Boulder to see Richard Thompson and band at the Chautauqua Auditorium last night. Nice evening. The Chautauqua grounds were well-groomed as ever:


    Sylvan, what? Don't believe I've ever linked to anything on the Chautauqua Movement.



    Sometimes you et the b'ar, sometimes the b'ar &tc.



    Most people just eat in the restaurant.



    We had a picnic. Well, a giant sub from Safeway. And thou. That's the auditorium in the background. A big 100-year-old barn.



    Outside, a duo named Slim 'n' Mitosis or something sang sweet harmonies of angst.



    Coming "attractions."



    From inside the auditorium. You can see light through the cracks in the walls.

    No picture-taking allowed while artistes are on stage (just like Ward Churchill!), so before the show started I got a pic of a few of the instruments sideman Pete Zorn plays:


    Two acoustic guitars, mandolin, baritone sax, baritone flute (not shown: electric guitar, plain old flute, tenor sax and sopranino sax, which the D-a-W had to tell me what it was 'cause I'd never seen one before). Zorn also did all the backing vocals.

    Dickie said this was the 47th time he'd played Chautauqua, and as usual he tore the place down, rebuilt it, tore it down again, burned the scrap, salvaged the metal and sold it to the junk man for a tidy sum. He played a lot from his new album, including the "pro anti-war song" "'Dad's Gonna Kill Me." I'm pretty much a slavering warmonger (on my mother's side) but that's a hard-rocking tune (scroll down for video of Dickie doing an acoustic version).

    Update: Okay, I did sneak an incredibly bad flashless picture:


    You try holding steady for a two-second exposure. I did pretty well, except apparently for a mighty twitch at the end. That's Dickie and the twins, Astral Dickie and Astral Dickie II.

    Friday, June 08, 2007

    Normie nixed

    The second-favorite professor of the sexy little whores of Babylon at the Ward Churchill Solidarity Network has been denied tenure:
    Norman Finkelstein, the son of Holocaust survivors who has traded on that fact to become one of the most ardent critics of worldwide Jewry and Israel, has been denied tenure at DePaul University in Chicago according to the blog of Prof. Peter N.
    Kirstein
    .
    Kirstein is upset. This makes me sad, for I admire his taste in revolutionary graphic design.

    (via LGF; the "sexy little whores of Babylon" line stolen, of course, from the great Emo)

    If LGF can do it

    It's because he's LGF. But I'm going to post some music anyway. I went looking for video of jazz trumpeter Clifford Brown, but there wasn't much. So instead here's a 1958 clip of Art Blakey und his Yass Messenherrs with Lee Morgan on trumpet: "I Remember Clifford." The tune's composer, Benny Golson, is on sax. This is beautiful.


    Clifford was killed in a car crash in 1956 at the age of 26.

    More Jazzbo fun: Lee Morgan, 20 at the time of this recording, was shot and killed by his common-law wife in 1972 at the age of 34; piano player Bobby Timmons died of cirrhosis at the age of 38.

    Art Blakey lived much longer. I saw him at Denver's semi-famous jazz club El Chapultepec a year or so before he died, at close to 80. Little white-haired guy with a gigantic barrel chest. We even talked for a minute after the jam, but it was somewhat disjointed because he was much more interested in conversing with the young ladies who clustered around to flirt and giggle. I mean, I was flirting and giggling too, but, get real. I think he bummed a couple of cigarettes from me.

    Update: Here's the only video I found of Clifford, an appearance on Soupy Sales' Detroit variety show in 1954. The sound is terrible, but the confluence of Soupy Sales and Clifford Brown is bizzare enough to warrant posting:



    I remember Soupy from his local (New York) kiddie show. Turns out he had a career arc remarkably like Krusty the Clown's.

    Update: In comments Doctor Bombay mentions this semi-famous Soupy Sales incident (as wikipedia tells it):
    On New Year's Day 1965, Soupy, miffed at having to work on the holiday, ended his live broadcast by encouraging his young viewers to tiptoe into their still-sleeping parents' bedrooms and remove those "funny green pieces of paper" from their pants and pocketbooks. "Put them in an envelope and mail them to me," Soupy instructed the children. "And you know what I'm going to send you? A post card from Puerto Rico!" (followed by his getting hit with a pie) In his 2001 autobiography Soupy Sez! My Life and Zany Times, Soupy admits it is true. He was suspended by the station for two weeks for encouraging children to steal.[1]
    A postcard from Puerto Rico. That's pretty funny.

    Where's Al?

    Denver reached a low this morning of 31 degrees, a record for the date. As the Rocky's story begins, "What global warming?" It was also only "the third time a temperature of 32 or lower has been recorded in the month of June in Denver in weather records dating to 1872."

    Thready the freeloader

    Speaking of Inside Higher Education, University of Maryland professor of history Art Eckstein (that is not a history professor-type name; "Jazz bassist Art Eckstein," maybe) had this to say on the thread to the journal's piece on Ward Churchill the other day:
    “I again reject the idea, brought forward this time by [Chutch-supporting commenter] TM-CU Alum, that inventing historical incidents, in this case a fictitious atrocity, and turning them into causes celebres in book after book, as Ward Churchill did, is common practice among professional historians.”

    That this and other misbehavior is in fact common practice among academics, if not specifically professional historians, is a semi-constant theme of this blog, so naturally I responded, pointing to my favorite example: the lies told by Australia's most eminent historians to promote the leftist belief in the "genocide" of the Aborigines. Professor Eck replied:

    The Australian cases are pretty well known—esp. the Tasmanian issue—and Churchill had an influence on the radical scholars involved, who use his paradigm to explain much.

    But I don't think the Australian cases are well-known, at least in the U.S. Certainly they haven't been written about much in this country. In fact, apart from a couple of posts of mine, all I can dig up is one little piece on the History News Network. If Professor Eckstein knows of others, he can point 'em out. He continues:

    So, yes, the cancer has certainly spread, and it is an ideology in which “good politics” is allowed to replace “good scholarship", and where those who object are called nit-pickers, or worse, fascists (as Michael Vocino essentially termed me).

    Pretty much. But if Professor Eckstein thinks being called a fascist nitpicker is bad, wait till he gets a taste of real Churchillian rhetoric.

    But the cases we can cite still constitute what is called merely “anecdotal evidence.” Yes, there are famous cases—Bellesisles [sic] here in the U.S., and Churchill—but (so far) not too many. And if they can be punished (as Bellesisles was, and as Churchill is yet to be), then faculty will all sit up and take notice. But the question is: it’s here, yes, but how widespread IS it?
    Like I say, professor: quite. Again, not necessarily the overtly fraudulent scholarship of Churchill, but certainly a Churchill-like disregard of scholarly standards in order to advance a crude leftist agenda.

    Let me throw out a few names, just of CU faculty: there's Emma Perez, professor of ethnic studies and briefly Churchill's replacement as chair of the department; sociology professor Tom Mayer, a vile little apparatchik and author of the no-doubt dispensable Analytical Marxism; Churchill's frau Natsu Saito, professor of law and true believer who, under the screen name "Truthforce," anonymously praised her own and her husband's writings; Ben Whitmer, ethnic studies instructor and owner of the wretched Try-Works blog, which for years has obscenely smeared and threatened Churchill's critics; and let's not forget the comical Arturo Aldama, the first (but far from the last) academic to praise Churchill for the volume of his footnotes.

    More? Margaret LeCompte, Vijay Gupta, Elisa Facio . . . Not all ethnic studies people by any means. Nationally? Just a few at random: Eric Cheyfitz, Robert Jensen, Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz, Bill Ayers, Julio Assad Pino, any eco-catastrophist . . .

    Professor Eckstein continues:
    All I can offer as counter-evidence is my own personal experience: in my own Department of 45 people, which contains mostly leftists and only a few centrists (and the last rightist retired this year), I don’t see the kind of profound intellectual corruption we are talking about here.
    "The last rightist." Wasn't that a Charlton Heston movie? In any case, I've seen way too much blindness, willful and otherwise, among academics to trust Professor Eckstein's unsupported impression of his department.
    But obviously there are areas where it is growing. But even in fundamentally radical programs such as American Indian Studies, I know many (real) Indian (real) scholars who are also (real) Indian activists but who are also (really) appalled at Churchill and are in fact risking their own careers to combat him, and to combat the deadly influence of his style of methodology. These Native American men and women are firm in upholding standards of scholarship. So we must be careful not to stigmatize whole fields (something I think I’ve been a bit guilty of!)—though obviously there are fields where the profound intellectual corruption we are discussing is farther advanced than in others.
    This is boilerplate. How, exactly, are Indian scholars (and activists) risking their careers by dissing Churchill? As far as I know, there are almost no (real) Indians or Native American organizations that support him. All he's got is Colorado AIM. On the other hand, the (real) Indians who do support him have drunk as deeply of the Kool-Aid as any of his guilt-ridden white colleagues (Chris Mato Nunpa, anyone?). The (real) professor continues:
    By profound intellectual corruption, I mean a real indifference not merely to dealing with historical nuance, complexity and ambiguity, but also and assertively an indifference to standards of historical accuracy itself (on grounds of, e.g., “alternative metanarratives", or even: “what is useful to the movement is what is true, or, anyway, true enough").
    You mean like this:
    The Committee recognizes the validity of many ways of knowing about the past. . . . Multiple perspectives, providing different vantage points about a given set of events, enhance our ability to understand the complexity of the past. Thus the oral traditon of a tribe involved in a previous event may force reconsideration of established accounts derived exclusively from written documentation. . . .The oral traditions of the Mandan, Arikara, Hidatsa, and Sioux peoples, those closest to the events at Fort Clark, likewise contain multiple and conflicting assessments. We believe that all kinds of sources have value; we privilege none.
    This complete abandonment of (not mere "indifference to") historical standards, of course, is from the report of the Churchill investigating committee (p. 47), which thus accepted the authenticity of that famous speech supposedly made by Mandan leader Four Bears
    as he was dying of smallpox in 1837. The text of the speech was preserved together with Chardon's journal and was later inserted into the appropriate chronological place by the editor of the published volume. Although the authenticity of the speech has been questioned, it seems possible that Four Bears did give such a speech (though perhaps not on the day of his death) and that Chardon was told about it by someone who spoke both Mandan and either French or English. While Four Bears' speech was certainly mediated--translated and transcribed by someone other than its nominal author--it may provide a generally accurate representation of his sentiments. A descendant of Four Bears recited his statement in full in a conversation around 2000 and accepted it as reliable (p. 49).
    Well, he would, wouldn't he? But the truth is, the committee accepted the authenticity of Four Bears' speech on no evidence whatsoever, and did so as an act of political correctness. That even they succumbed to fashionable notions of the truth indicates to me that the rot goes deeper than Professor Eckstein is willing to admit. His comment ends:

    I don’t know how bad it is. I’d say: it’s here, but we must be careful not to exaggerate. And above all we must fight against it.

    Exaggerate? Please. But the professor is absolutely right: we must (I strike a heroic pose) fight against it! Unfortunately, it's harder to do if you don't fully understand what you're up against.

    Weird Bird Friday


    Four scoops of strawberry ice cream


    --Drunkawife

    Thursday, June 07, 2007

    Regular contact

    American Association of University Professors president Cary Nelson discusses the Ward Churchill case, among other subjects, in a podcast (the discussion of Churchill begins just over a third of the way in) marking the start of the AAUP's annual meeting today.

    First saying that he's speaking "personally" and "not primarily as president of the AAUP," Nelson brings up the "fruit of the poisoned tree" argument. He makes the point that the first committee "expressed concern" over how the case got its start. That "anxiety," he says, is inescapably "part of the official discourse" of the case now (but so, of course, is the subsequent discussion and dismissal of that anxiety. Nelson doesn't mention that.)

    He moves on to the old Tom Mayer et. al argument of the "limited number of paragraphs" of Ward's work the committee analyzed. "How representative are those patches that were focused on? Are they characterizations of his work as a whole . . . ?" etc. Those questions are "as yet unanswered."

    Ritual obeisance: "Ward Churchill has many detractors and I would not count myself amongst the supporters of his observations about September 11th if there are any . . ." [sic]

    "Some of his writing about Native American history has
    advocates . . . . I know people who assign his books in classes and who feel that the highly polemical nature" makes for great class discussion. "I know people who assign his books because they disagree with him."

    "This is one of those cases where substance and due process tend potentially to be woven together in a complex way."

    Listen to the whole thing, which is pretty funny, especially Nelson's dream of a "campaign," including television commercials, to draw attention to the issues of academic freedom and how the campaign might be "packaged" for the "Normal, Illinois, rotary club."

    (via Inside Higher Edumacation, which also has the amusing article, "An AAUP Manifesto."

    Update: the well-known headline in the Bloomington Daily Pantagraph: "Normal man marries Oblong woman." (Oblong is, or was, a little town near Normal.)

    *Title refers to what Nelson says the AAUP is in with Ward.

    Belles lettres

    the CU Silver and Gold Record prints several LTTEs about the Churchill case, including the threadbare missive from Benjie Whitmer (in "sane" mode) that practically every other newspaper in Colorado has already printed.

    An anti-Chutcher begins his letter, titled "Charges against investigative group disgust me," like this:

    The ever-evolving complexity of the Churchill drama continues to fascinate me in a distant and morbid sort of way.
    Gee, what I wouldn't give to feel distant and morbid about the case.

    Academic advisor and Churchillpalooza organizer Ken Bonetti ends his letter:
    Unfortunately for the deluded, Cornell University expert Eric Cheyfitz showed the official report to be a fabrication, itself a fine example of research misconduct. Several CU faculty and others have since filed charges against the committee that wrote the report. The CU administration will likely weasel out of hearing those charges, but the Cheyfitz piece will be valuable evidence in the court action that is sure to follow if Churchill is dismissed.
    Valuable? Sure, Ken. Finally, associate professor of communication studies (at the University of Texas) Dana L. Cloud never rises above her opening:
    CU President Hank Brown's decision to dismiss Ward Churchill is a blow against academic freedom redolent of McCarthyism.
    Snore.

    Corporate Amerikkka stomps all over free speech at upcoming DNC, reducing it to a pulpy mash of fear, repression and bad breath

    The Post:

    Mounting pressure from local officials and internal dissent drove the Denver City Council on Wednesday to spike a proclamation meant to recognize the rights of protesters and limit police response during the 2008 Democratic National Convention.

    News that a protest group had drafted the proclamation sent tremors through the city's civic and business communities as officials try to raise money for the onvention, council President Michael Hancock said.

    Hancock added that there weren't enough votes for the measure to pass, so he pulled it from the council's Monday agenda.

    "I think a lot of the people ... were concerned about the proclamation," Hancock said. "I was concerned about it."

    The city heard from some corporations that have committed to donating money for the convention, as well as some that are considering helping raise the $40 million in cash and $15 million in additional donated services needed to stage it, Hancock and others said.

    "Heard from some corporations." Heh.

    Those concerns come as the Denver committee charged with hosting the convention regroups after missing its first fundraising deadline by $2 million.

    Jeez, if they piss off corporate sponsors any more they'll have to move the homeless out from under the Platte bridges just so DNC delegates can meet there.

    The proclamation, introduced by Councilwoman Kathleen MacKenzie, would have reaffirmed Denver's obligation to uphold First Amendment rights and would have limited use of pepper spray, mounted patrols and other instruments of force during the convention. MacKenzie based the language on a draft provided to her by constituents who are organizers for the group Re-create 68, which has stated that it hopes to draw tens of thousands of protesters to the convention.

    Though Re-create 68 officials insist their goals are nonviolent, their Web page has drawn criticism for its reference to making the violence-marred 1968 Democratic convention in Chicago "look like a small get-together in 2008!"

    Of course, they've said a good deal more than that, at least among themselves. The proclamation's sponsor backpedaled like a clown on a unicycle:

    MacKenzie said Wednesday that the attention given to Re-create 68 misses the point of her proclamation.

    "I believe there will be thousands of protesters and that Re-create 68 will be only be one of many," MacKenzie said.

    She said that the prospect of dealing with so many protesters with conflicting agendas led her to think how Denver could set the tone for security.

    "I think how Denver handles it, how we look to the rest of the world, will matter," she said. . . .

    The Denver host committee's chief executive, Mike Dino, said his staff had not heard directly from potential donors that the protesters' proclamation was giving them second thoughts, but he added that he has heard "those concerns expressed to us by third parties."

    Wednesday, June 06, 2007

    "WEA--F?"

    Fibber McGee and Molly: "D-Day Broadcast." Mostly patriotic songs, but some interesting war stuff, especially at the beginning.

    And the wonderful Information Please, first show of the 44-45 season (9-11-44). Wendell Wilkie was supposed to be on but canceled (host Clifton Fadiman reads his note of regret), so the delightful Jan Strother, author of Mrs. Miniver, sits in, along with actor Frank Knox. The war news at the beginning of the show is pretty cool.

    Monday, June 04, 2007

    Colorado stuff.

    Where are my manners? Allow me to introduce the mayor of Denver, John Hickenlooper:


    The papers call him "Hick."

    I looked for a description of Hick's "green" suit but, nada.

  • River rat:

  • GRAND JUNCTION — A hit-and-run suspect in a motorcycle accident that broke a 16-year-old boy's leg was captured after allegedly trying to swim away on the Colorado River, The Daily Sentinel reported.

    The man eluded police for about three hours Saturday night before swimming to shore, naked, bloody and screaming, the newspaper reported. . . .

    A witness reported a man walking toward the river, where he jumped in, police spokeswoman Linda Bowman said. The suspect eventually grabbed a partially submerged branch in the water and emerged after about 10 minutes.

    This is why newspapers are dying. The reporter doesn't even tell us how, after only ten minutes, the malefactor managed to emerge from the river "naked, bloody" and, especially, "screaming."

  • Just weird:

  • Tom Mauser, whose son was killed in the Columbine massacre, wound up being the unwitting pawn in a longstanding feud between two gun rights activists that landed Friday in Jefferson County Court.

    That's pretty cute, "gun rights activist" used to describe both sides.

    Darren Morrison was sentenced to five days in jail and a year's probation for sending threatening e-mails to Mauser while posing as Morrison's nemesis, Duncan Philp, leader of a gun rights group called the Tyranny Response Team. . . .

    Morrison admitted he sent the e-mails to Mauser in an effort to get Philp in trouble. Since his son's death, Mauser has been an outspoken advocate for gun control, and Philp had demonstrated in front of his home in 2001.

    Pure peckerhead. But I ♥ free speech. Up to a point:

    In the e-mails, which Morrison signed with Philp's name, he threatened to kill Mauser.

    "I will be protesting you (sic) house real soon. I will disrupt your life and I will be armed," Morrison wrote Dec. 1, posing as Philp.

    On Dec. 6, he sent another e-mail telling Mauser, "I have a laser site on my 50 cal as well as a home made silencer. I have spotted planes fling (sic) into DIA. I could easly (sic) shoot one down so do not take any trips for a while././.You want to take away my right to own a gun because your loser son got shot."

    And they call gun nuts "gun nuts"?

    Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald said the reference to shooting down planes caused the FBI to become involved and put DIA on alert for a short time.

    He threatened to kill people and shoot down a passenger plane and got only five days in jail. But there's more:

    After his arrest for the Mauser e-mails, Morrison went on to send other "unfriendly" e-mails to the Pink Pistols Gun Club, Fitzgerald said.

    Apparently not so unfriendly as threatening their lives. But all is forgiven, because like a little man,

    Morrison apologized and promised he would never do such a thing again.

    And it worked! Besides the five-day sentence the judge

    ordered Morrison to perform 60 hours of community service and to stay away from guns, the Internet and the Mauser family.
    The anti-gun nut has to stay away from guns. That's, like, super-ironic.


  • A common sight along Colorado's highways and byways:


    Women with large biceps using stretchie bands along the side of the road. (Notice how mature I am, not putting a leering ellipsis between "large" and "biceps"? Yay me.)

    Oh yeah, here's the stretchie band story.
  • And finally, the news we've all been waiting for but somehow missed: Mike Jones and his massage table have published their book about the downfall of Pastor Ted: I Had to Say Something: The Art of Ted Haggard's Fall. The "award-winning LBGT website" (just so's you knows) Advocate.com sez: "Mike Jones kisses and tells":

    Most people will skim through this book to find the lurid details of Haggard's secret sex life; a rapid flip-through of the more titillating highlights must include pages 8, 113, and 174.
    That's it? Sheesh.
    His client list included politicians, professional athletes, clergy, and movie stars. Some readers might object to Jones's efforts to normalize his profession. He likens his work to that of an army nurse, providing care and tenderness and then sending the wounded soldiers back into battle.
    So he was something of a "he-man"itarian, huh? On the other hand:
    Jones certainly delivers detail on the stereotypical prostitute's visit, complete with dirty talk and cleanup washcloths. But it's when he describes Haggard's demeanor, wide-eyed and curious, that the tale engages.
    Can the reviewer be suggesting that the dirty talk and cleanup washcloths don't engage? Anyhow, if you're going to be at the bookstore (or wherever) buying the collected works of Ward Churchill this weekend, you might as well pick this up, too.

    (via Colorado Confidential)
  • Blech

    "JonBenet's dad, Holloway's mom close friends." I shall not quote.

    Monday Night at the Radio!

    Tonight, the gently nostalgic (and quite witty) The Halls of Ivy, with Ronald Colman as the bookish president of Ivy College and his real-life wife Benita as his wife, "the former Victoria Cromwell of the English musical comedy stage." This one is titled "Is Eddie Grey a Thief?" (2-24-50). You'll be amazed at how much Ronnie and Benita remind you of such legendary couples-in-education as Ward Churchill and Natsu Saito. The Schlitz commercials are pretty funny, too: "I was curious . . . "

    Next, Frank Lovejoy as hard-hitting reporter Randy Stone of the Chicago Star in Night Beat. This one is called "The Night is a Weapon" (4-9-50).

    "Peace," he threatened

    Both Denver dailies report today on a meeting between the city and "Re-create 68," the much-mocked (by me at least) organization that's planning protests at the Democratic National Convention here in 2008. The two camps (or whatever) met to discuss a proclamation written by the group and slated, God help us, for a vote by the City Council. The Post:
    With thousands of demonstrators expected to descend on Denver for the 2008 Democratic National Convention, top city officials have been meeting with a protest group in hopes of minimizing the potential for conflict.

    And the City Council next week will consider a proclamation prepared by the group - dubbed Re-create '68 - that restates Denver's commitment to protecting First Amendment rights during the event.
    Re-create '68, of course, was founded by Ward Churchill pal and veteran Transform Columbus Day free-speech denier Glenn Spagnuolo.

    Re-create '68 says "tens of thousands" of peace and community activists hope to make Denver a pivotal political convention when the delegates come to town Aug. 5-28 next year.

    The group aims to demand a change from the country's two-party system by making the violence-marred Democratic convention of 1968 "look like a small get together in 2008!" according to its website.

    The full quote from their website:
    Join us in the streets of Denver as we resist a two-party system that allows imperialism and racism to continue unrestrained. We will demand change by making the Democratic Convention of 1968 look like a small get together in 2008!

    The Post continues:

    Spagnuolo . . . says he hopes to frame the debate from the outset in terms of nonviolence and to coordinate security planning in such a way that police and protesters interact peacefully.

    That's the same Glenn Spagnuolo, you understand, who said this at the 2006 Columbus Day Parade and Protest (poor quality Youtube audio, but listen to the whole thing if you can stand it):

    A hundred years, next year [that Columbus Day has been a state holiday]! This is it! This is the last chance they have [to end the parade and/or the state holiday]! Next year, all bets are off!

    Funny how many times I've said this about statements by Churchill and his pals, but That Sounds Like A Threat (TSLAT). Later in the speech Spagnuolo says:

    I had my [Italian] culture stolen by these parasites (Columbus Day paraders) the same way the Klan used to hide behind their white sheets to voice their racist views!

    Peaceful interaction. Why, you can almost hear da boidies choiping. The Post:

    Not every city official is thrilled about welcoming a group named after a historic riot.

    "Why would anyone want to re-create what happened in Chicago in 1968?" City Councilman Charlie Brown said. "There were people hurt and injured - and these people want to make it look 'like a small get-together.' That's a serious threat to our city."

    The News had more from both Brown and Spagnuolo:

    Recreate 68 organizer Glenn Spagnuolo said people forget that protesters went to the 1968 Chicago convention planning peaceful opposition to the war and things only turned ugly after police aggressively attacked demonstrators.

    "Instead what (protesters) had to confront was a bunch of brutal pigs, which was the Chicago Police Department," Spagnuolo said. . . .

    "We're planning nonviolent, peaceful protests, but we are going to exercise our constitutional rights and we're not going to allow anyone to take them away from us," he said.

    Of course, R68! defines for itself both "constitutional rights" and "nonviolent." On the latter, the site links to a pdf from the "Crimethinc Association of Concerned Ex-Citizens" titled "12 Myths About Direct Action." Myth number 2:

    To say that it is violent to destroy the machinery of a slaughterhouse or to break windows belonging to the party that promotes war is to prioritize property over human or animal life. This objection subtly validates violence against living creatures by focusing all attenition on property rights and away from more fundamental issues.

    Charlie Brown once more:

    "I think it's amazing that any can special interest group — right-wing or left-wing — can tell the Denver Police Department and the mayor and City Council how to run our city when it comes to dealing with the protesters at the DNC," Councilman Charlie Brown said, adding he "absolutely" opposes the proclamation. . . .

    [H]e added that "Chicago had a black eye for decades after what happened" and he fears that protesters seeking restrictions on police tactics and crowd-control barricades could "want to close our city down and take over."

    Oh, they wouldn't want to do that, would they? (Link, again, from R68).

    Update: El Presidente of Slapstick Politics (just back from reeducation in China!) has more on R68 and the city.

    Update II: EP also notes the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square Massacre in 1989.

    Thread me!

    Great comments over at Inside Higher Education on its recent Ward Churchill post. Scroll on through. There are several long-winded academic types who take forever to make points, of course, but University of Maryland history professor Art Eckstein and a few others are refreshingly cogent about Chutch and his defugalties.

    Perhaps more interesting, a "former student" of Churchill's, one "Canary Slim," claims (starting 8:30 p.m., June 1) that every textbook required (five of 'em) in a class he took from Churchill was written by Wardo himself, and that (get this) students had to buy them directly from the Perfesser. The books cost him almost $150, he says.

    Let's compare (and contrast!) five more-or-less random Churchill titles at Amazon:

    The Cointelpro Papers: new, 16.50.

    Since Predator Came: used paperback, 17.12. Hardcover (yeah, right, like any student would voluntarily pay for hardcover): $40.00.

    Kill the Indian, Save the Man, $11.96 new (and eligible for "FREE Super Saver Shipping"!).

    A Little Matter of Genocide: 13.57.

    Speaking Truth in the Teeth of Power: $14.93

    Total (lemme take my shoes off): $74! That's all new paperback except Since Predator, which apparently is out of print in that form. Buying the cheapest used copies, of course, you could get Churchill's entire oeuvre for about six bucks. But Ward sells direct to his students for the low, low price of--what was it again?--$150 (cash or check only, please).

    Quite a racket. And as the anonymous Jim Paine of Pirate Ballerina wonders (via whom, @ss-pats be upon him), do you think Chutch pays taxes on all those books he sells?

    Answer: It is to laugh.

    Update: PB has posted an interesting e-mail he received on the subject of Ward's publishing enterprises.

    Sunday, June 03, 2007

    They'll never listen

    Revisionist (heh) Australian historian Keith Windschuttle on his colleagues' Ward Churchill-like fabrication of sources to invent white massacres of Aborigines in the 19th century, and the consequences of politically motivated historiography:

    The argument that all history is politicised, that it is impossible for the historian to shed his political interests and prejudices, has become the most corrupting influence of all. It has turned the traditional role of the historian, to stand outside his contemporary society in order to seek the truth about the past, on its head. It has allowed historians to write from an overtly partisan position. It has led them to make things up and to justify this to themselves on the grounds that it is all for a good cause. No cause is ever served by falsehood because eventually someone will come along and expose you. Truth always comes out in the end, and when it does it discredits those causes that were built on lies. . . .

    The role of the historian is to stand above politics, difficult though this always will be. Historians should assume a public responsibility to report their evidence fully and accurately, to footnote their sources honestly, and to adopt as objective a stand as possible. To pretend that acceptable interpretations can be drawn from false or non-existent evidence, whose only justification is that it is all in a good cause, is to abandon the pursuit of historical truth altogether.

    Sounds almost naive, doesn't it? Read the whole thing, especially if you're not familiar with Windschuttle.

    Saturday, June 02, 2007

    Chimpy McMIMsterburton

    It's just like that little girl who wrote to Lincoln suggesting he grow a beard: MIM open letter to President Bush:

    Dear Mr. President:

    We write to you concerning the Department of Homeland Security and Department of Defense. Because Hank Brown did not look to the interests of Colorado when he recommended firing Ward Churchill, we are asking for your intervention.

    Jeez, that's a more polite opening than probably 99 percent of the letters Bush gets. Just as crazy, maybe, but more polite.

    Specifically we ask you to empower an individual to prepare a press release or "leak" in the next week by culling from FBI, CIA and DoD on Ward Churchill, especially in 2005. We ask you to admit that your agents have carried out activities undercover to embarrass the pro-Ward Churchill camp. In particular, we ask that you admit that there were various attempts to pin death threats on our organization and affiliates by undercover agents. . . .

    Cool how they put "leak" in quotes and say "activities undercover" instead of "undercover activities." But they're being totally paranoid. Why would the FBI try to embarrass the pro-Ward camp when they're doing such a good job of it themselves?

    Mr. President, you have the power to straighten out a few problems with the minimum fuss and the most protection of citizens' privacy. As you know, we are an organization of low public credibility [whaaaaaa?--ed.] and so if we have to force the truth out by our means it will be clumsy and tip more applecarts than need to be tipped. And the possibility that people should lose their jobs afterwards will increase.

    MIM. Always so thoughtful. I bet Security Minister calls his mom every Sunday.

    It is our opinion that some of the initial problem is that that was exactly what the FBI was doing--tipping some applecarts in matters that should not have been mixed together--when this problem started.
    For shame, FBI, tipping applecarts into mixed-together matters. Speaking of applecarts, have some more word salad:
    Your agents are asking us to submit to standard Cold War procedure, but they do not think small enough to give Ward Churchill the fair shot he deserves in Colorado public opinion and also protect the privacy of citizens. It is also important not to follow standard procedure, because the death threats and provocations are against ordinary citizens, not affiliated with MIM. In fact, we ask that you assign someone not so scary [I bet Security Minister calls his mom every Sunday and Wednesday--ed.], perhaps to break the bad news privately to the individual(s) threatened. No one needs someone from DoD, FBI or CIA on their doorstep. We also ask that the press release refer to anonymous individuals, so as to respect privacy.
    Uh-huh.

    We do not bother to complain about death threats and sick rape fantasies against our female members [I knew it! Try-Works is an FBI front!--ed.]. We have also witnessed threats against a few faculty members' jobs at the University of Colorado by undercover agents with an axe to grind against Ward Churchill [nah, he's way too soft to grind an axe against--ed.], who has done original work on the FBI.

    All that we ask this year [this year?--ed.] is an admission by your staff and an illustration for the press that does not use names. If your staff would be so good as to explain the principles at work, and admit errors, we will declare ourselves satisfied [Condi: "Seems fair to me, Mr. President"]. Otherwise, let this stand as an explanation to the public why journalists sometimes have to use the means they do.

    Huh? What do you suppose it is MIM's always threatening besides out-of-control axe-grinding and applecart-tipping? They never say, which makes it, you know, really scary.

    Update: Mistuh WC: "T]he Maoist International Movement have used their weekly papers to advance some of the best analysis of my case and its implications yet published."

    Saturday Night at the Radio

    No more World War II shows for a while, unless I feel like it. So here's a Suspense: "Lazarus Walks" (Halloween, 1946). Kind of a dumb story, but the premise is interesting: a guy who was dead for four minutes finds he knows, just by touching people, the truth behind the lies they tell. Hmmm. Sounds familiar.

    And how about one from Jack Webb's hilariously hard-boiled San Francisco dick, Pat Novak: For Hire. This one's called "Joe Candono" (3-27-49). Novak, on reluctantly becoming involved in a murder investigation: "I use my brain like medicine: a small dose every three hours." Note again the very young Raymond Burr as Novak's police nemesis, Hellman.

    Friday, June 01, 2007

    Catastrophe

    The hundred worst cat names of all time. Ten faves, in no particular order:

    Shovel Head

    Neuteronomy

    Miss Pretty Princess Abigail Smooch Face

    Pee-pee-poo-poo-chew-chew

    Small Man in a Catsuit

    Spittle

    Hannibal Licktor

    The Urinator

    Volume Discount

    Four-legged Reason For Living

    (via Caz, sort of)

    Extremely Late Weird Bird Friday

    Fooled you!


    It's not a weird bird at all! It's David Niven! I mean, David Irving!

    Drunkie's first bleg: I have a song I want to link to especially for the Ward Churchill/Transform Columbus Day Axis. I've uploaded it with several different free services, but the closest I've come is being able to link to a page that has another link that goes to the tune in my iTunes library. That can't be right. I just want a link that goes to the song where it's (supposedly) stored on the server.

    Actually, since there's a magnificent performance of this song in an old movie, what I'd really like to do is upload the scene to YouTube. I have the DVD, and I found at least one upload program (Handlebar, I think it's called?), but it started throwing up words like "codec" and eventually I got a message saying my computer couldn't "handle" it. This tune is so appropriate (though silly) that I'm willing to learn something computeresque to post it.

    Update: Yes, I posted this one, the D-a-W being on a trip down to the west Texas town of Yer Asshole, as we used to say.

    Found

    these in the street when I mowed today:





    Update: Other found stuff here and here.

    Liars

    Good clean fun over at the Ballerina's. He's going through the "new" charges of research misconduct against the Churchill investigating committee brought by another group of Kool-Aid drunk professors and a couple of lawyers. Suffice to say, they're not holding up well. Here's one:

    One of the examples used to support Churchill's claim of "pretty strong circumstantial evidence that [Captain John] Smith introduced smallpox among the Wampanoags as a means of clearing the way for the invaders" is a link to an online version of William Bradford's Of Plymouth Plantation (pp. 175):

    [T]hey begane to see that Squanto sought his owne ends, and plaid his owne game, by putting the Indeans in fear, and drawing gifts from them to enrich him selfe; making them beleeve he could stur up warr against whom he would, and make peece for whom he would. Yea, he made them beleeve they kept the plague buried in the ground, and could send it amongs whom they would, which did much terrifie the Indeans, and made them depend more on him, and seeke more to him then to Massasoyte, which proucured him envIe, and had like to have cost him his life.

    All this is "pretty strong circumstantial evidence" of is Squanto's attempts to impress his fellow "Indeans" with the fearsome and mystical powers of the English, and to enhance his own standing as an intermediary to same. Incidentally, we have to marvel at the scholarship of this latest group of complainers (including several Ethnic Studies professors and two attorneys, yet!) that marshals its "facts" so poorly that even two bloggers and a New Jersey cop can refute them.

    Yesterday the Daily Gamera self-righteously pointed the finger at both the left and right in the Churchill brouhaha:
    Like many debates, the political dispute about Churchill centers on a few info-McNuggets but spins far beyond the realm of verifiable truth. Some conservatives see Churchill as emblematic of rampant left-wing orthodoxy in academe. Some leftists, meanwhile, spin the entire affair into a vast, right-wing conspiracy to silence those who "speak truth to power."
    Given the clear and clearly intentional twisting and fabrication of sources engaged in over and over again by Churchill's academic supporters, it would appear that "rampant left-wing orthodoxy," far from being an accusation that "spins far beyond the realm of verifiable truth," is merely a sober (and conservative) description of that truth.